love Funny Status Messages

   Oh, how I love being awake at stupid o'clock

   I've learnt that money can't buy love, it can only buy you attention and company while it lasts.

   Rest in Peace Jimmy Dean. . . Your sausage will never be the same... ( I am not sure I like the sounds of this post after typing it ) Admit it.. You ALL LOVE HIS SAUSAGE!

   meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice but falling in love with you I had no control over

   Pro tip:When women want to be held, hold em When they're sad, love em When they're drunk, try for butthole. It's easier when they're drunk \ :D /

   Socialism bad, unless I need it. Love Trump supporters.

   I love Australia! It's the only place in the word you can call someone a "mate" without sounding sexual ;)

   Most relationships fail not because of the absence of Love; but because girls Love2Much & Boys Love 2Many.

   No one will ever love you as much as your dog loves your stinky feet

   Funny all those people that love Prince and don't mind his drug abuse probably complained about Lance Armstrong

   When poverty comes in at the door, love flies out of the window.

   America, where mediocrity reigns supreme. How else do you explain "our" love affair with The Kardashians, Family Guy, and Dr. Oz?

   I love it when people knocks on my door. It gives me an excuse to use my guns.

   I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women h

   May you have the gladness of Christmas which is hope; The spirit of Christmas which is peace; The heart of Christmas which is love.

   I love when people hurt your feelings on purpose.. Then yell j/k as they walk away...

   What if... what if dogs love us so much because they know we're made of bones.

   If you love a socialite set them free, if they come back to you be careful as they might have been Coronavirus.

   To address the rumors, yes I am in love, yes it's with Tacos, and no you can't judge me.

   Dear sleep, I know we had our problems when I was young... but I love you now.