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Walking into your room and saying “Damn, I need to clean this…” then walking out.
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11-28-2011 20:45 by BEGO
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Relationships are like batteries, they have a positive & a negative side. And you end up whacking your remote instead of changing them.
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12-16-2014 20:55 by BEGO
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When you mess up a guy’s hair, he thinks it’s cute, but when you mess up a girl’s hair, just hope you’re wearing something bulletproof.
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06-07-2013 21:19 by BEGO
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If a tomato is a fruit, then isn't ketchup technically a smoothie?
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01-31-2012 23:34 by BEGO
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9.LIKE if you think Jerry Springer should moderate the next debate
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10-19-2012 21:32 by BEGO
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Do you want to be right or happy?
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10-23-2013 00:07 by BEGO
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My phone dies faster than Chris Brown on stomp the yard.
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07-30-2012 22:23 by BEGO
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I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.
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04-12-2011 23:08 by BEGO
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Life is weird. First you wanna grow up, then you wanna be a kid again.
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10-23-2013 00:02 by BEGO
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Spice Girls reunite?!?! We have to ask... Which one would you bang?
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06-26-2012 22:47 by BEGO
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Why do you have to go so slowly over a "speed" bump?
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05-11-2012 21:22 by BEGO
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Life's cruel when you think it is, life's happy when you feel it is, and life's best when you enjoy it as it is.
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09-08-2011 22:29 by BEGO
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Nutella...the only reason I buy bread.
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08-17-2013 22:07 by BEGO
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if I were sitting in a jail cell right now, why would you think I was there? ;)
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01-21-2012 22:39 by BEGO
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your s&it and knowing you’re s&it.
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03-22-2013 21:10 by BEGO
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You never realize you need toilet paper until it's too late.
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04-25-2012 21:19 by BEGO
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Better to go in one ear and out the other than in one ear and out the mouth.
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07-23-2011 21:47 by BEGO
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You are the most amazing thing I could ever ask for. I love you with all my heart and I hope you never change again because you are perfect the way you are. You mean the world to me in every single way. Love you FB
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04-28-2011 23:17 by BEGO
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Plan A doesn't work in your love life, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Keep calm.
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06-30-2011 23:21 by BEGO
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All single ladies, stop saying you should just give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, don’t force an innocent cat to live with you
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06-07-2013 21:25 by BEGO
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