BEGO Funny Status Messages

   Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part, keeping her is the real damn accomplishment.

   So many things remind me of You, mostly when I sit on the toilet.

   I don't care what the world knows about me just so long as my parents never finds out

   I'll make you swallow your pride!!

   A girls r like a mosquito: when it stops making a noise,you know it's up to something.

   wondering what the weather's like in India. I think i'll call AT&T.

   The Killer in me is the Killer in you.

   What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake? “Must be an earthquake.”

   "You don't marry the person you can live with...You Marry the person You cant live without!"

   Ok now hey you stop poking you want sex..

   you never realize how annoying people are until you add them on facebook :)

   its better to waste years waiting for the right person to come than to waste years regretting that you didnt

   I came up with a stupid status today, but I forgot what it was.

   Arguing with a fool proves there are two.

   Note to vegetarians: My food poops on your food. Enjoy that salad!

   What's LOVE? In math: A problem. In history: A war. In chemistry: A reaction. In art: A heart. In me: Bull

   I will always forgive you, I only want you to realize what you have done wrong.

   Sometimes the people you love the most are the ones that hurt you the most...but it's up to you to decide who you live through the pain for...

   I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them

   guys can go 5 years without seeing eachother and reunite with a handshake and small talk...girls can't go 5 minutes without seeing eachother and reuinite with screaming, jumping around, and hugs...