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   messageicon Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper. Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: I'm GETTIN' PAPERRRR!
←Rate | 07-31-2012 22:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A girls r like a mosquito: when it stops making a noise,you know it's up to something.
←Rate | 10-21-2010 00:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drugs don't ruin your career. Drug tests do.
←Rate | 01-03-2014 22:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, most of the time us guy are like placemats. We only show up when there's food on the table.
←Rate | 06-07-2012 21:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're not in love right now, you're wasting valuable time!
←Rate | 06-14-2012 10:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gossip is usually planted with the hopes that it will spread.
←Rate | 07-08-2012 22:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The 3 worst words to hear right now..."Tomorrow is Monday"
←Rate | 07-08-2012 22:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seriously guys , she didn't slap me on the face for calling her a b**ch, its just that I forgot to raise my hand when she wants to high five with me.
←Rate | 12-16-2011 21:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shut up sl$t, my showers last longer than your relationships.
←Rate | 03-15-2012 20:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dudes that are upset because instagram is now available on Android are prolly the same dudes who pees while sitting down.
←Rate | 04-12-2012 21:12 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon watches Sunday football with you all day... Wife that girl.
←Rate | 10-07-2012 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Real friendship is lending your Facebook so they can stalk their ex.
←Rate | 02-16-2013 21:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon True Freedom: Taking a dump with the door open.
←Rate | 08-02-2012 22:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Unless you can explain how you know me in three words or less, Facebook Friend Request: DENIED.
←Rate | 01-16-2013 21:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dressed up as MySpace for Halloween. Hey why is everyone ignoring me?
←Rate | 10-31-2011 20:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend said she gives up and can't see me anymore. I am amazing at hide and go seek.
←Rate | 04-29-2012 22:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you had to guess how many times I've visited your Facebook profile what would you say?
←Rate | 12-02-2011 21:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML
←Rate | 06-28-2012 23:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Three things cannot be long hidden …… The sun, The moon and The truth.
←Rate | 11-10-2012 22:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ugly chiks with cute kids should get charged with kidnapping... Bit& that aint yo baby!!
←Rate | 02-21-2012 22:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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