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Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper. Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: I'm GETTIN' PAPERRRR!
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07-31-2012 22:24 by BEGO
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A girls r like a mosquito: when it stops making a noise,you know it's up to something.
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10-21-2010 00:23 by BEGO
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Drugs don't ruin your career. Drug tests do.
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01-03-2014 22:55 by BEGO
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Ladies, most of the time us guy are like placemats. We only show up when there's food on the table.
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06-07-2012 21:52 by BEGO
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If you're not in love right now, you're wasting valuable time!
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06-14-2012 10:42 by BEGO
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Gossip is usually planted with the hopes that it will spread.
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07-08-2012 22:52 by BEGO
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The 3 worst words to hear right now..."Tomorrow is Monday"
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07-08-2012 22:47 by BEGO
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Seriously guys , she didn't slap me on the face for calling her a b**ch, its just that I forgot to raise my hand when she wants to high five with me.
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12-16-2011 21:36 by BEGO
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Shut up sl$t, my showers last longer than your relationships.
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03-15-2012 20:53 by BEGO
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Dudes that are upset because instagram is now available on Android are prolly the same dudes who pees while sitting down.
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04-12-2012 21:12 by BEGO
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watches Sunday football with you all day... Wife that girl.
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10-07-2012 22:06 by BEGO
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Real friendship is lending your Facebook so they can stalk their ex.
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02-16-2013 21:03 by BEGO
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True Freedom: Taking a dump with the door open.
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08-02-2012 22:05 by BEGO
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Unless you can explain how you know me in three words or less, Facebook Friend Request: DENIED.
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01-16-2013 21:21 by BEGO
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I dressed up as MySpace for Halloween. Hey why is everyone ignoring me?
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10-31-2011 20:40 by BEGO
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My girlfriend said she gives up and can't see me anymore. I am amazing at hide and go seek.
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04-29-2012 22:33 by BEGO
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If you had to guess how many times I've visited your Facebook profile what would you say?
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12-02-2011 21:31 by BEGO
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Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML
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06-28-2012 23:06 by BEGO
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Three things cannot be long hidden …… The sun, The moon and The truth.
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11-10-2012 22:45 by BEGO
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Ugly chiks with cute kids should get charged with kidnapping... Bit& that aint yo baby!!
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02-21-2012 22:10 by BEGO
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