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   messageicon What the hell is up with "Fun sized" candy? There is nothing fun about less candy.
←Rate | 07-30-2012 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you google “MySpace” your computer will ask “Are you serious right now?”
←Rate | 04-20-2011 17:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dares you to go outside, throw a rock at your car and yell "LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM IS THERE!"
←Rate | 03-20-2012 22:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M&M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages.
←Rate | 02-07-2012 18:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being afraid of North Korea is like calling the FBI because someone threatened you in a YouTube comment.
←Rate | 04-05-2013 20:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a women asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ
←Rate | 03-23-2012 00:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I walk into Abercrombie and Fitch and I see pictures of me, all over their walls..
←Rate | 09-16-2012 21:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever wants to kill anybody, should probably do so in Florida you will be free.
←Rate | 07-13-2013 23:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life's too short to go to bed early
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its not you I'm rejecting Its my heart I'm protecting
←Rate | 05-30-2012 23:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon All successful people have had plans that failed, but none have ever failed to plan.
←Rate | 06-10-2012 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 7 things I look for in a girl: Beautiful, Intelligent, Gentle, Thoughtful, Innocent, Trustworthy, Sensible.
←Rate | 06-28-2012 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here lies Eddie Drake, he stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 20:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The illbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 am and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart.
←Rate | 11-09-2011 20:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is a like real life in that I don't think of the witty reply until 5 or 6 days after the conversation happened.
←Rate | 09-12-2011 18:37 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon If ‘real life' was really that great, Facebook wouldn't be so darn addictive.
←Rate | 09-16-2011 19:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see by your Facebook bio that you're into crafts, blogging, windmills, cats, food, earwax, wine, jazz, God, gaming. ME TOO!
←Rate | 04-27-2011 12:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon WOW!!!! Gas is $3.85 what happened to $3.99? I can finally stop getting money out of my savings just to get gas
←Rate | 05-17-2011 23:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have lived through death of Michael Jackson, first black president, Royal Wedding and Osama's death. My life's a fuc?ing history book.
←Rate | 05-03-2012 20:47 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon Having a dog as a friend better than having a friend as a dog ....
←Rate | 06-10-2012 22:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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