love Funny Status Messages

   3.14159 I love you when you're covered in ice cream.

   You know shes a stalker . . . . or a serial killer, if you wake up at 3 'o clock in the morning and shes staring at you. . . in the dark. . . . .and says. . . "You know that I love you right?"

   127.0.0.1 I wish I was with you right now and not at work. I would love to crawl in your nice warm bed and snuggle under the covers.

   Really needs a nap, I guess I will pop "Eat, Pray, Love" back in the blu-ray, should be out in seconds!

   Misery may love company, but the miserable rarely have company.

   Just caught my kids arguing over who loved me more...it would've been sweet but they were pushing each other and saying "you love him more"..."uh uh you love him more"...

   Hallmark Card: "I've always wanted someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind."

   Honk if you love God, text while driving if you want to meet him...

   It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look without the beer googles.

   why cant women love me for who I am! They only see that I'm young, handsome, Good looking, rich and famous, suceessful, independent, sexy as hell, ect.

   I love going to the gym. They have free internet!

   I'm seeing alot of couple getting joint facebook accounts and call them for example "JohnandJaneDoe". Ah, nothing says love like I don't trust you to have your own facbeook page. So, lets get one together so we can keep tabs on each other Dear.

   It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!

   My coworker is making love to her lunch, or at least that's what it sounds like.

   "'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say. 'Sort of.' It's just a filler. 'Sort of' - it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, 'sort of' means everything. Like after 'I love you' or 'You're going to live' or 'It's a boy.'"

   First love is when you meet in the moonlight and you find her lips pressed against yours. Married love is when you meet in the kitchen and she finds your trainers by the sink.

   NOTE TO SELF: Please stop writing yourself notes. Love, Self

   Son: Dad is it ok to love a midget, Dad- depends on if your nuts over her

   If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?

   It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up...