Goodeolboy Funny Status Messages

   To the guy that just passed me with a "General Lee" car on his trailer, I HATE YOU!

   This day thirty years ago, I gave the old excuse "My underwear are!".

   23% of households today have a "new" roll of toilette paper sitting on the empty roll.

   Sorry Toby Keith. If they ever come out with a "Mossy Oak" design, your song about the "red" Solo cup is screwed!!!

   I call bravo Sierra on distance makes the heart grow fonder. Distance makes you have to do dishes and cook and stuff.

   Twenty two seconds ago I wanted to punch you in the face...stupid commercial.

   Ever have a dream you just want to write down so you can turn it into a movie? An island with dinosaurs, and a T-Rex. A T-REX!!!!!

   Common scence is knowing the chocolate bar I left in my work truck all day would be a melted mess. Starvation would be eating it anyways.