FADOLO Funny Status Messages

   That's a lovely shade of Instagram you're wearing

   Shutting the door to force your pet into spending time with you.

   I bet most of you are the kind of a$$holze that would bet one dollar more than me on The Price is Right.

   ME: Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)

   Makin Love Faces...(⊙_⊙) (⊙_-) (>__=) (=_-) (^_^) (O_^) [⊙_+] (x_X) (-_-) (°_⊙)(-_0) (^_⊙) (+_=)

   Some families argue over pizza toppings. We argue over who's gunna keester a balloon of dope for my Aunt when we visit her in Jail tomorrow.

   Party ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ at my __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡......

   The wife doesn't like the term "fingerbang" so I said I wouldn't call it that anymore. Now I say digitblasting, she don't like that either.

   There are females getting ignored RIGHT NOW because football is back. Y'all will get the sidechick treatment all season. Keep ya head up tho

   As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.

   I Can Only Play The Hand [♠][♥][♦][♣] That GOD Has Delt Me -

   If you turn on tennis and shut your eyes it sounds like a porno

   #HOODTRANSLATIONS: "take one for the team bruh" = while I'm with this attractive female, please occupy her friend who is strong in the face.

   Sum girls beg&sum girls borrow sum girls lead & sum girls follow sum bring joy & sum bring sorrow but the best girls just suck & swallow!!

   Whenever people start getting too close to me I talk into my watch as I hold eye contact with them.

   I loveee how my iPhone looks without a case but it's too risky......

   Ladies, why does it take you so long to get ready? Is it that hard to put on a fu?king apron?

   In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.

   Young guys with beards are always secretly sad when you talk to them & don't compliment their beard.

   Paula Deen at home watching the Trayvon Martin case just licking the white part out of Oreos then stepping on the black parts