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   messageicon or the millionth time, yes Pandora, I'm still listening. What are you my wife?
←Rate | 09-15-2013 07:20 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING: Study shows several boys not brought to the yard, despite allure of milkshake.
←Rate | 09-15-2013 07:10 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Huck this is an intervention "ok to who's wedding" no thats an invitation "aliens?!" thats an invasion "how--" HUCK YOU NEED TO GET A DICTIONARY
←Rate | 09-15-2013 07:03 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT: The higher pitched my "hey!" the greater the chance I don't remember who you are.
←Rate | 09-13-2013 05:46 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Had to sneeze but it never came out and now I'm afraid it's traveling around my body trying to find another exit.
←Rate | 09-07-2013 07:19 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am so overwhelmed by the birthday love, and SO underwhelmed by the birthday gifts!!!!
←Rate | 09-04-2013 10:51 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Picture a fox. Wrong. They are smaller than that.
←Rate | 09-02-2013 09:38 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon After opening this month's electric bill, I am no longer scared of the dark.
←Rate | 08-27-2013 11:22 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm making money in my spare time by working.
←Rate | 08-24-2013 05:57 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon When people tell me "You're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep in til noon, because I'm a problem Solver
←Rate | 08-22-2013 05:36 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I have your test results," said the doctor. "There's no easy way to tell you this; you are cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs."
←Rate | 08-21-2013 13:22 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon My sister is going to a theme park tomorrow. I told her to have fun. Frightening to think what could've happened had I not shared that tip
←Rate | 08-21-2013 13:03 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I get my: Cereal from a tiger, Insurance from a gecko, Toilet paper from a bear, Financial advice from a gorilla. It's people I don't trust.
←Rate | 08-20-2013 15:43 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Covers on, too hot. Covers off, too cold. One foot out would prolly be ok, but I don't wanna be dragged from bed paranormal activity style.
←Rate | 08-12-2013 08:28 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cops don't like it when they tell you to put your hands up in the air then you wave them like you just don't care.
←Rate | 08-12-2013 08:06 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its awkward touching hands with another man in a popcorn bag, especially if you don't know the man & he doesn't know you're eating his popcorn
←Rate | 08-02-2013 06:03 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever post a joke that you don't like take comfort in the fact that I was clearly for one moment hacked
←Rate | 07-29-2013 07:46 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sure someday I will go to a Chinese restaurant and be mature and able to resist doing Chopstick Walrus, but today is not that day.
←Rate | 07-29-2013 07:41 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who wish they had a nickel for every time such-and-such happened should raise their prices a little.
←Rate | 07-23-2013 15:28 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have an electric stove, but I prefer acoustic.
←Rate | 07-20-2013 08:41 by Huck Comments (0)  




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