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   messageicon Bar Rules for MEN: No shirt, no service. Bar rules for WOMEN: No shirt, free drinks.
←Rate | 06-25-2012 01:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shoutout to all the girls that can't update their status because they told some guy they tired...& going to bed.
←Rate | 06-25-2012 01:05 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Last night.. The pizza man left my house and asked me for a tip.. I told him "Don't Trust These Hoes"
←Rate | 06-25-2012 01:09 by fadolo Comments (1)  


   messageicon Supplies! -Asian surprise party
←Rate | 06-27-2012 12:48 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish every chick with STD'S had "6 fingers" i'd be like "Let me see ya hands, Biatch you ain't slick trying hide that extra pinky"
←Rate | 07-05-2012 18:47 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not entirely sure what a "propriate" is, but apparently I'm in it.
←Rate | 07-09-2012 10:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever have that moment when you try to flick a booger and it teleports on to your other finger?
←Rate | 07-10-2012 18:57 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is no "i" in "team." But there's an "i" in "Tim," and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team" so....there
←Rate | 07-13-2012 23:29 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When blk ppl walk their dog it's a chore. When white folk wall their dog it's an expeditionary adventure that clears the intestinal tract.
←Rate | 07-14-2012 16:08 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I clapped because it finished, not because I liked it.
←Rate | 07-14-2012 19:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're not still a little drunk on Monday morning I'm not buying your good weekend story.
←Rate | 07-16-2012 11:30 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to all the girls who know how to arch that back right when you giving her back shots
←Rate | 07-22-2012 00:20 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Everyday I'm buffering" – Youtube
←Rate | 07-22-2012 00:32 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to all the girls who's tittiez look like they have been left in water too long
←Rate | 07-25-2012 15:19 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have to give me CPR and your breath stinks just let me die.
←Rate | 07-25-2012 15:22 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls who say, "a lot of guys are after me", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
←Rate | 07-27-2012 20:08 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whte Kid: SHUT UP MOM!!! Mom: *Shuts Up* Blck Kid: SHUT UP MOM! *Wakes up* Where am I? Doctor: Intensive care. O.O
←Rate | 07-28-2012 18:42 by fadolo Comments (1)  


   messageicon In sta gram was much more exciting when I thought it was a fast c0caine service.
←Rate | 07-30-2012 11:37 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "the govt doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs
←Rate | 08-02-2012 22:12 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mary Jane is the only woman that won't complain when you hit her.
←Rate | 08-13-2012 11:13 by Fadolo Comments (1)  




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