Friday Funny Status Messages

   Today is Friday the 13th..not so scary...Oh wait....here comes my ex- I change my statement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   Fear of Friday the 13th is called paraskavedekatriaphobia. Heck I'm just afraid of that word.

   From Kim Jong-un's diary: "Friday the 13th, yeah, that will be a good day to test the rocket".

   Anything with Friday in it can't be all bad. Now Monday the 13th, that's another story.

   Love the F word... Friday! What were you thinking?

   Remember: Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night.

   If you're playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.

   ATTENTION !! Today has just been Upgraded to ... FRISKY FRIDAY !!! Thank you...

   Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.

   It's Friday and I have the directions to Margaritaville!!

   Hey Friday! How ya been buddy?

   ME: Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)

   ah, Friday! My second favorite "F" word!

   It's Friday night... So many innocent beers have no idea what's coming for 'em.

   Screw it, I'm starting Friday now.

   If being drunk before 3pm on a Friday is wrong, I never want to be right.

   I want to hold hands and waste friday nights with you while we both getting wasted.

   M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ Friday Saturday Sunday

   Friday: YES, ITS THE WEEKEND! *Blink* Monday: WTF just happened?!

   It's Friday, Yay the weekends here...<BLINK> Monday? WTF?