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   messageicon That's a lovely shade of Instagram you're wearing
←Rate | 01-18-2014 01:15 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shutting the door to force your pet into spending time with you.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 16:30 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet most of you are the kind of a$$holze that would bet one dollar more than me on The Price is Right.
←Rate | 04-07-2012 18:39 by FADOLO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ME: Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)
←Rate | 05-05-2012 16:00 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Makin Love Faces...(⊙_⊙) (⊙_-) (>__=) (=_-) (^_^) (O_^) [⊙_+] (x_X) (-_-) (°_⊙)(-_0) (^_⊙) (+_=)
←Rate | 12-12-2011 11:21 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some families argue over pizza toppings. We argue over who's gunna keester a balloon of dope for my Aunt when we visit her in Jail tomorrow.
←Rate | 02-10-2012 23:56 by FADOLO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Party ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ at my __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡......
←Rate | 05-28-2012 19:19 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The wife doesn't like the term "fingerbang" so I said I wouldn't call it that anymore. Now I say digitblasting, she don't like that either.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 10:07 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are females getting ignored RIGHT NOW because football is back. Y'all will get the sidechick treatment all season. Keep ya head up tho
←Rate | 09-19-2012 00:45 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
←Rate | 10-25-2012 02:23 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Can Only Play The Hand [♠][♥][♦][♣] That GOD Has Delt Me -
←Rate | 12-30-2011 02:01 by fadolo Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you turn on tennis and shut your eyes it sounds like a porno
←Rate | 12-08-2011 10:55 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon #HOODTRANSLATIONS: "take one for the team bruh" = while I'm with this attractive female, please occupy her friend who is strong in the face.
←Rate | 05-24-2012 15:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sum girls beg&sum girls borrow sum girls lead & sum girls follow sum bring joy & sum bring sorrow but the best girls just suck & swallow!!
←Rate | 05-06-2012 01:44 by FADOLO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever people start getting too close to me I talk into my watch as I hold eye contact with them.
←Rate | 05-10-2012 11:27 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I loveee how my iPhone looks without a case but it's too risky......
←Rate | 08-30-2012 23:27 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, why does it take you so long to get ready? Is it that hard to put on a fu?king apron?
←Rate | 05-07-2012 14:54 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.
←Rate | 08-19-2013 09:58 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Young guys with beards are always secretly sad when you talk to them & don't compliment their beard.
←Rate | 02-17-2012 00:40 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Paula Deen at home watching the Trayvon Martin case just licking the white part out of Oreos then stepping on the black parts
←Rate | 06-28-2013 09:19 by Fadolo Comments (0)  




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