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   messageicon You can spend 7 bucks on a 6 pack of Bud Light or you can just take a piss in your mouth for free.
←Rate | 07-01-2012 22:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ex left me for some balding, over-weight, less intelligent, less attractive, less financial secure person.
←Rate | 04-16-2012 22:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My boss said “Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.” Now I’m sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.
←Rate | 06-25-2014 21:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not talking about Facebook, I want to know how to block you in real life.
←Rate | 12-02-2011 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon call me a weasel, a coward or a jerk but whenever I am feelin smothered, manipulated, controlled, used, trapped or suffocating in a relationship I always bail out.
←Rate | 08-14-2012 12:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls are superheros cause who else could bleed for 5 days and not die!?
←Rate | 07-08-2010 14:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're really not as bad as people say. You're much, much worse.
←Rate | 07-28-2011 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, Dead
←Rate | 02-04-2014 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every weekend I participate in a liquid cleanse diet... with beer.
←Rate | 04-19-2013 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never met a teenager driving a luxury car that I didn't hate.
←Rate | 07-31-2012 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
←Rate | 07-31-2012 22:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spending quality time with the people that really matter reminds me of who I am and recharges my love, hope and drive. I'm forever grateful.
←Rate | 09-15-2012 09:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently you shouldn't ever answer a girl's text message with “k.” Bad idea.
←Rate | 06-24-2011 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember: One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
←Rate | 06-04-2012 23:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't understand how girls could be so in love with a guy one week and the next not even talk to him for no apparent reason
←Rate | 01-05-2014 20:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I am home alone and I hear a noise, I freeze and listen.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 23:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 11:11 I wish- 11:12 OMG I wasn't finished!
←Rate | 12-11-2012 21:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will stop drinking when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water. Get the hint?
←Rate | 05-13-2012 21:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I Love You just the Way You Are" is the best compliment ever.
←Rate | 07-21-2014 02:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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