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   messageicon When you poke someone on facebook, where exactly are you supposed to be poking them ?
←Rate | 04-22-2011 22:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Turkeys don't think Thanksgiving is very funny.
←Rate | 11-24-2011 15:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2011: I'm sexy and I know it. 1836: I am physically attractive and I am aware of this statement.
←Rate | 12-16-2011 21:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends'.
←Rate | 04-23-2012 22:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1 new message: runs for phone, jumps over sofa, runs a marathon, swims Atlantic ocean, pushes mom out the way. grabs phone...."k" FUUUUUUU!
←Rate | 04-26-2012 21:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If girls could read my mind, I'd would get punched in the face a lot.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 23:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rumors are the sauce of a dry life.
←Rate | 09-26-2011 20:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The strongest drug that exists for a human is another human being.
←Rate | 12-17-2012 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon girlfriends are like The History Channel. They always bring up old s?it
←Rate | 04-24-2012 23:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because I send you to voicemail doesn't mean that I want you to leave me one.
←Rate | 01-09-2012 19:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A 15 year-old took gold in the Olympics and then there is me whose greatest accomplishment is getting up to 10 on flappy bird.
←Rate | 02-11-2014 21:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Go to the train station and make eye contact with someone as the train pulls away and then chase after it it while yelling “I LOVE YOU!”
←Rate | 03-08-2013 21:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you ever notice how a woman's “I'll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I'll be home in 5min” are one and the same?
←Rate | 12-21-2012 21:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is "All Together" written separately, but "Separately" is written all together?
←Rate | 05-27-2012 21:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is never a GOOD way to say BYE.
←Rate | 07-14-2011 22:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being single sucks when you know exactly who you want.
←Rate | 06-07-2013 21:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter how old I get, I think mooning people will always be hilarious.
←Rate | 07-30-2012 22:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 5.Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
←Rate | 07-12-2011 21:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do I have to play 20 questions with the gas pump, before I can pump my gas?
←Rate | 10-23-2013 00:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon GAGA: So famous, even babies know her name .
←Rate | 01-19-2012 11:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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