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When you poke someone on facebook, where exactly are you supposed to be poking them ?
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04-22-2011 22:44 by BEGO
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Turkeys don't think Thanksgiving is very funny.
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11-24-2011 15:51 by BEGO
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2011: I'm sexy and I know it. 1836: I am physically attractive and I am aware of this statement.
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12-16-2011 21:49 by BEGO
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Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends'.
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04-23-2012 22:45 by BEGO
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1 new message: runs for phone, jumps over sofa, runs a marathon, swims Atlantic ocean, pushes mom out the way. grabs phone...."k" FUUUUUUU!
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04-26-2012 21:48 by BEGO
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If girls could read my mind, I'd would get punched in the face a lot.
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06-30-2011 23:06 by BEGO
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Rumors are the sauce of a dry life.
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09-26-2011 20:04 by BEGO
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The strongest drug that exists for a human is another human being.
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12-17-2012 21:35 by BEGO
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girlfriends are like The History Channel. They always bring up old s?it
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04-24-2012 23:08 by BEGO
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Just because I send you to voicemail doesn't mean that I want you to leave me one.
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01-09-2012 19:44 by BEGO
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A 15 year-old took gold in the Olympics and then there is me whose greatest accomplishment is getting up to 10 on flappy bird.
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02-11-2014 21:08 by BEGO
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Go to the train station and make eye contact with someone as the train pulls away and then chase after it it while yelling “I LOVE YOU!”
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03-08-2013 21:24 by BEGO
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Did you ever notice how a woman's “I'll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I'll be home in 5min” are one and the same?
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12-21-2012 21:09 by BEGO
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Why is "All Together" written separately, but "Separately" is written all together?
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05-27-2012 21:54 by BEGO
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There is never a GOOD way to say BYE.
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07-14-2011 22:15 by BEGO
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Being single sucks when you know exactly who you want.
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06-07-2013 21:18 by BEGO
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No matter how old I get, I think mooning people will always be hilarious.
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07-30-2012 22:26 by BEGO
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5.Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
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07-12-2011 21:59 by BEGO
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Why do I have to play 20 questions with the gas pump, before I can pump my gas?
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10-23-2013 00:01 by BEGO
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GAGA: So famous, even babies know her name .
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01-19-2012 11:40 by BEGO
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