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   messageicon I wonder what the person I`m going to marry is doing right now
←Rate | 04-18-2011 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A rumor goes in one ear and then out of many mouths.
←Rate | 04-18-2011 20:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
←Rate | 04-18-2011 19:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong reason. But one thing is sure, mistakes help us to find the right person!
←Rate | 04-18-2011 19:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just Unfriended a Facebook Friend on their Birthday… that takes TRUE GRIT!
←Rate | 04-18-2011 19:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How the hell did Charles Manson get like 16 people to murd.r for him? I can't even get two kids to brush their teeth.
←Rate | 04-17-2011 23:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
←Rate | 04-17-2011 23:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the beginning of a relationship the men go into it thinking this might be fun...and the women go into it thinking this might be the one.
←Rate | 04-17-2011 22:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes you want someone so bad, youll tell yourself lies &hope they come true.
←Rate | 04-17-2011 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just watch a damn naked Chinese man run into a wall at full speed with a hard on. He broke his nose.
←Rate | 04-17-2011 00:07 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon people will damn believe anything if you whisper it.
←Rate | 04-16-2011 23:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half Milk?
←Rate | 04-16-2011 23:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all my Facebook Friends.....If you are over 20 years old and know the name to a Justin Bieber OR DAMN a Lady Gaga song, PLEASE Delete me as a friend....I don't think I wanna be friends with you!!!
←Rate | 04-15-2011 23:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hand Sanitizer... the best way to find invisible cuts for over 10 years now!
←Rate | 04-14-2011 23:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon By the super powers vested in me... I can now pronounce you deleted on fb and blocked if I want to.
←Rate | 04-14-2011 23:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ''Are you free tomorrow?'' No, i'm expensive.
←Rate | 04-14-2011 23:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, an insect settled on my monitor. Being lazy, I tried waving my mouse at it, but it wouldn't move. So I loaded a picture of Justin Bieber. Worked like a charm.
←Rate | 04-14-2011 23:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon *teacher textes student* "dear student, I know you're texting. no one would be looking a their crotch and smiling"
←Rate | 04-14-2011 23:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of my job for a week every month!"The tampon replies, "yeah? And when you don't do your damn job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!!"
←Rate | 04-14-2011 22:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Home phone rings* Me-Hello Tom-Hey dude where r you (dude r you stupid,,,u called my home number nd you asking me where I am.....wtf)
←Rate | 04-14-2011 22:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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