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   messageicon When the zombie apocalypse happens, gamers will survive. It will be up to the dorks to reproduce... they will finally get laid!
←Rate | 05-25-2012 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doctors say that one piece of bacon takes 7 minutes off of your life. That has to be most delicious form of suicide.
←Rate | 03-15-2012 20:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forecast for the weekend - On Friday, mild alcoholism with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement close to midnight on Saturday. Increasing chance of big regret and big hangover for Sunday.
←Rate | 12-03-2011 22:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teach your kids about taxes and social security by taking 30% of their Halloween candy and promising to give part of back in 70 Years..
←Rate | 10-25-2013 23:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon when you run like a ninja to your charger when your phone is low battery
←Rate | 08-22-2011 00:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon hroughout the shutdown if you need someone to ignore your basic needs while taking a sizable percentage of your earnings, I’m here for you.
←Rate | 10-02-2013 23:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Because of the poor economy, we couldn't afford fireworks.  The only snap, crackle, and pop at our house yesterday was when I poured milk on a bowl of Rice Krispies.
←Rate | 07-04-2011 21:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I laugh when someone I just met gets mad at me and expects me to care. Like, wtf. I don't give a s**t about you! I don't even know you!
←Rate | 08-05-2011 23:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Home phone rings* Me-Hello Tom-Hey dude where r you (dude r you stupid,,,u called my home number nd you asking me where I am.....wtf)
←Rate | 04-14-2011 22:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments..
←Rate | 05-17-2010 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I was pulled over by a woman cop... I didn't know kitchens had speed limits
←Rate | 04-23-2012 21:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon B&tch, why the fu&k you coming over if you on your period? Save your gas!
←Rate | 04-19-2013 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P To everyone who didn't make it to this Thanksgiving, I hope their families will be strong & have fun for them.
←Rate | 11-24-2011 15:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say weed smokers are lazy. Well guess what as*holes, the blunt doesn't pass it self. And it sure isn't rolling it self.
←Rate | 04-19-2013 21:31 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon apparently people dont like it when I tell the truth.... well honestly IDGAF!! :)
←Rate | 07-25-2011 20:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was going to go to the gym and run 7 miles tomorrow morning to continue trying to look good but then I remembered I own Photoshop like some of you guys.
←Rate | 12-26-2010 21:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon In 50 years, a bunch of 80 year-olds will know all the words to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 21:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you only have one photo on you're Facebook you are either a spammer, or a loser, either way don't request me as a friend.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 12:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Open Google Maps (Get Directions) 2: Type China as your starting point 3: Type Taiwan as your destination. 4: Read step 48
←Rate | 08-01-2011 22:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Admit it, we've all tried to splash water in our face like the commercials.
←Rate | 09-22-2011 17:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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