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"I tolerate you better than I do anyone else" is the new "I love you."
When you love someone you check and recheck and then check again to make sure it's them you're sending a text to.
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02-10-2011 09:35 by Mike M
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Be Yourself, Because you never know who would love the person you hide
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02-10-2011 09:31
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Lucky = A man who is a woman's 1st love. Luckier = A woman who is a man's last love.
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02-09-2011 23:39 by Seddy90
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I love hearing those 3 little words..."Your prescription's ready".
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02-09-2011 21:25
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I love eating at Subway. It's the only place I get to say "I'd like a 12 inch Italian" without being judged.
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02-09-2011 21:22
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Sometimes we make love with our eyes, sometimes we make love with our hands, sometimes we make love with our bodies, but we always we make love with our hearts.
Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart
Don't you just love it when someone owes you money and posts that they just bought some luxury item for themselves.
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02-08-2011 11:44
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Bought jelly, peanut butter and bread. Made a PBJ sandwich. I love it when a plans comes together.
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02-07-2011 14:03
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thinking maybe Doritos can bring back my love life like it did for Grandpa...
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02-06-2011 20:00
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Going to Mexico next month and my buddies suggested I take my lady to a donkey show. Cool! We both love those Shrek movies. Thanks for the suggestion guys!
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02-05-2011 19:11
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Its snowing again! Oh don't worry I will be posting fresh photos soon because I know you all love that!
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02-05-2011 19:09
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I love smiling at random people. Some of them smile back. Some of them get really creeped out, but that makes it worth it.
Okay........So on a scale from one to Courtney Love how drunk are you right now????
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02-05-2011 09:28 by BMH
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why only VALENTINES DAY for the 1 you love the most..why it can't be 24/7, 365 days a year !!
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02-05-2011 01:51
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Sometimes love comes like a dream and leaves like a nightmare.
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02-04-2011 23:51 by Seddy90
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PETA would like to remind the protesters in EGYPT: FOR THE LOVE OF ALLAH, PLEASE DON'T SMOKE THE CAMELS!!!!
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02-03-2011 18:59 by Nebulith
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I don't fear love's magic, I just fear some magicians.
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02-03-2011 18:48 by Garabo
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Would it change the way you feel about me if I admitted that I have a special love for the BeeGees?
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02-03-2011 18:38 by kgen
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