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   messageicon Once these h$es realize 1+1= 2 and NOT 3 the world will be a better place.
←Rate | 03-13-2012 21:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay, calm down. Its a spider. Just one tiny litt- HOLY MOLY IT MOVED!
←Rate | 08-12-2012 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a teenager.
←Rate | 03-08-2013 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please don't let anyone come over here, please don't let anyone come over here" - me after I fart
←Rate | 12-06-2012 20:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are people who are only alive thanks to the fact that killing is illegal
←Rate | 11-18-2011 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boy: "You're like summer." Girl: "Awww hot?" Boy: "Nope, no class."
←Rate | 06-12-2012 01:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never feel as much panic as I do when the cashier asks me if I have their member card yet.
←Rate | 07-01-2011 23:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon a LEADER, not a follower... But if we're walking into a creepy dark place, SCREW THAT! You're going first!
←Rate | 06-13-2011 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A young boy said to his mother, 'How old were you when I was born?' His mother replied, '23.' 'Wow, that's a lot of time we missed spending together.'
←Rate | 04-09-2012 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s crazy that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer, it’s “art” and “music”…. but if I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot
←Rate | 09-13-2013 23:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need Google in my brain and Anti-Virus in my heart.
←Rate | 09-12-2012 21:39 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Doctors say a drink a day is good for the heart. I say, a case a day is good for the memory, it helps you forget all the as$holes around you!
←Rate | 02-07-2012 20:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people can kill two birds with one stone.... I on the other hand can kill 2 pigs with one bird!
←Rate | 11-11-2011 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every Saturday morning I wake up in fear... the fear of looking through my phone.
←Rate | 04-20-2012 21:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when they call you from someone else's phone And you answered it
←Rate | 02-07-2012 21:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wish I could just fast-forward through time, just to see if it's all worth it in relationship that we have..
←Rate | 08-11-2010 22:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy unimaginative, consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance day.
←Rate | 02-14-2014 20:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone.
←Rate | 04-16-2015 23:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon wish all my electronics came with as much memory as a girlfriend or wife.
←Rate | 05-25-2011 22:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when websites ask me, "Are you a human?" It's like, no, I'm a freakin' unicorn.
←Rate | 03-03-2012 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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