love Funny Status Messages

   Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending.

   If love truly is blind, she probably can't tell the difference between a gold necklace and a chain of paperclips, right?

   Just texted "I still love you" to about 50 random phone numbers.

   WTF?!? some homeless guy just dropped a stink pickle on the sidewalk in broad daylight, in the center of downtown.... Wow... Gotta love portland

   My husband woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on his face. I love Sharpie markers.

   Don't you love when people tell you 'don't tell anyone' the next day, after you told people.

   I was in the pub with the Mrs last night and I said, ''I love you.'' She said, ''Is that you or the beer talking?'' I replied, ''It's me... talking to the beer!''

   Today is a special day in the rite of spring. It speaks of rejuvenated love and a reminder of things that are sweet. Happy Pitchers and Catchers Report day!

   For Valentine's day, my husband didn't go to Jared. He went to work. I think that the steady paycheck says "I love you" much better than a shiny rock could.

   Valentine's Day : Because love isn't quite complicated enough as it is....

   Happy Mushy-Card-Nasty-Candy-in-a-Heart-Shaped-Box-Big-Balloon-That-Barely-Fits-in-Your-Car-And-You-Can't-See-to-Back-Up-$75-Rose s-That-Can-be-Bought-Tomorrow-for-$20-but-Must-be-Sent-to-"Prove"-Your-Love-Stand-In-Line-for-Two-Hours-to-Eat Day. <HATE

   A Valentine's Day tanning bed trip.  Because nothing says "I love you" quite like "I wish you were different."  Way to go Don Juan.

   Why does Bob Dylan sound like the Cookie Monster and Marge Simpsons love child?

   thinks that when it comes to Valentine's Day or any day for that matter, the greatest expression of love ever demonstrated was when Jesus gave his life on the cross for me.

   wonders if cupid has a job opening??? I would love to shoot people in the a** and get away with it!!!

   wondering if cupid has a job opening??? I would LOVE to shoot people in the Ass and get away with it!!!!

   If you really need to set aside one day a year to show your "love" then obviously that person doesn't mean much to you

   Love is in the air..... Good thing I have my gas mask on xD

   V-day trick: Put a "I belong to (your name)" keychain in a ring box from Kay's and give it to your girlfriend. She will love it!

   Do you think it's OK to cross out the word LOVE on a Valentines card and replace it with "WANNA F&@K"?