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   messageicon The worst thing ever = that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
←Rate | 06-26-2012 22:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone has one friend that they secretly hate.
←Rate | 04-30-2012 21:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT: No chick has ever been laid in the back of a PT cruiser . Look it up on Wikipedia.
←Rate | 05-21-2012 15:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mirror: “You look cute today”. Camera: “Lol, no”. Instagram filters: “I got chu”
←Rate | 06-07-2013 21:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When Rihanna first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay, now she's like f*ck me with a shovel and slap my ti%ties
←Rate | 01-25-2014 20:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Weed is Illegal” “Yeah, so is the music in your iPod.
←Rate | 07-30-2012 22:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ain't no worse feeling than someone you love thinking and believing you did something you didn't even do.
←Rate | 11-30-2012 00:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My status has a crush on someone.
←Rate | 05-28-2010 23:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's LOVE? In math: A problem. In history: A war. In chemistry: A reaction. In art: A heart. In me: Bull
←Rate | 10-13-2010 21:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.
←Rate | 09-29-2011 20:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it's worth it, fight for it & if you lose it, at least you tried.
←Rate | 08-10-2010 22:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A huge part of success involves getting rid of people that drain your energy and surround yourself with positivity.
←Rate | 12-27-2012 08:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first person who offers to tell you about the facts of life usually doesn't have a clue...
←Rate | 08-25-2012 23:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I found out it was really hot outside by actually venturing out there. WTF Facebook? You are suppossed to tell me these things first.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 18:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 95% of People who say, "Study! Study! Study!" during finals week are actually reading...Too bad they don't realize Facebook is not actually a book.....
←Rate | 07-25-2010 23:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The moment you understand the value of life, is the moment you die.
←Rate | 09-17-2012 13:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate liars, hypocrites, & people who take advantage of people who care about them
←Rate | 10-10-2012 22:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you are in love with a guy when you think about having sex with him.
←Rate | 02-17-2012 21:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Facebook shutdown people would be in tears, shoving pictures of themselves in front of mirror in bathrooms and showing on people's faces yelling "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!"
←Rate | 07-09-2011 00:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll make you swallow your pride!!
←Rate | 10-29-2010 22:58 by BEGO Comments (1)  




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