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I have many talents… For example: Sleeping…and Eating…and damn Drinking!
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01-18-2013 21:21 by
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I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people would manage their stupidity.
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06-26-2012 22:56 by
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Mondays are Sunday's poop.
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07-08-2012 22:48 by
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Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.
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04-19-2012 21:08 by
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Strange how I'm only on Facebook when I'm on the toilet... I'm literally giving a s$it while reading stuff I don't give a s$it about.
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05-22-2012 21:07 by
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My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough.
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11-08-2011 21:40 by
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Listen to what girls say when they're angry... That's when the truth comes out.
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11-15-2013 22:25 by
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Facebook needs these 3 buttons: “Dislike”, “Who cares”, “Are you an idiot?”
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11-22-2011 20:38 by
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LIKE if you hate when someone tags you in a horrible picture.
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07-25-2011 21:49 by
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R.I.P. to all my ex's.. The funeral will be held at "Never Again Christian Church" On the corner of "I'm done Road" & "F*ck you Avenue"
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06-21-2013 21:33 by
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Do you ever wake up and just say "nope" and then roll over and go back to sleep
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01-03-2014 22:59 by
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"When we went to Mexico, he didn't even bring up the "wall" he choked!" -Hillary
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10-19-2016 21:32 by
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The look on the cashiers face when a fat girl purchases leggings.
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05-14-2012 21:10 by
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I can't be your knight in shining armor.....but I DO have aluminum foil!
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07-25-2010 23:20 by
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thinks God invented whiskey so the Irish would never rule the world!
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03-17-2011 10:02 by
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Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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10-05-2011 21:23 by
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DOCTORS WRITING: "﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏." HOW I SEE IT: "∮₪₮₩£." HOW THE PHARMACIST SEES IT: "Damn Aspirin."
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02-16-2014 22:44 by
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Ladies, if you can't be with your crush... always look fabulous. someday he may wanna be with YOU!
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11-11-2011 21:22 by
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Dear Someone: I miss you so damn much!
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06-07-2012 13:11 by
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Men cheat the most, women cheat the best.
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06-09-2012 22:29 by
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