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   messageicon I have many talents… For example: Sleeping…and Eating…and damn Drinking!
←Rate | 01-18-2013 21:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people would manage their stupidity.
←Rate | 06-26-2012 22:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mondays are Sunday's poop.
←Rate | 07-08-2012 22:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.
←Rate | 04-19-2012 21:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Strange how I'm only on Facebook when I'm on the toilet... I'm literally giving a s$it while reading stuff I don't give a s$it about.
←Rate | 05-22-2012 21:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough.
←Rate | 11-08-2011 21:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Listen to what girls say when they're angry... That's when the truth comes out.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook needs these 3 buttons: “Dislike”, “Who cares”, “Are you an idiot?”
←Rate | 11-22-2011 20:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon LIKE if you hate when someone tags you in a horrible picture.
←Rate | 07-25-2011 21:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P. to all my ex's.. The funeral will be held at "Never Again Christian Church" On the corner of "I'm done Road" & "F*ck you Avenue"
←Rate | 06-21-2013 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you ever wake up and just say "nope" and then roll over and go back to sleep
←Rate | 01-03-2014 22:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon "When we went to Mexico, he didn't even bring up the "wall" he choked!" -Hillary
←Rate | 10-19-2016 21:32 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon The look on the cashiers face when a fat girl purchases leggings.
←Rate | 05-14-2012 21:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't be your knight in shining armor.....but I DO have aluminum foil!
←Rate | 07-25-2010 23:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks God invented whiskey so the Irish would never rule the world!
←Rate | 03-17-2011 10:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. 
←Rate | 10-05-2011 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon DOCTORS WRITING: "﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏." HOW I SEE IT: "∮₪₮₩£." HOW THE PHARMACIST SEES IT: "Damn Aspirin."
←Rate | 02-16-2014 22:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, if you can't be with your crush... always look fabulous. someday he may wanna be with YOU!
←Rate | 11-11-2011 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Someone: I miss you so damn much!
←Rate | 06-07-2012 13:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men cheat the most, women cheat the best.
←Rate | 06-09-2012 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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