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   messageicon If breakups never existed, the music industry would go BANKRUPT.
←Rate | 04-25-2012 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Instead of Valentine's Day we should change it to Forever Alone Day
←Rate | 02-07-2012 21:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love starts with "You are different" & ends with "you are all the same"
←Rate | 11-02-2011 21:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon next time my name is in your mouth I hope you choke on it ass =)
←Rate | 11-03-2010 23:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon During a speech at Columbia University, founder of Microsoft, Bill Gates, said his rival at Apple, Steve Jobs, has done a fantastic job. Then Gates froze up and had to be restarted. :)
←Rate | 07-21-2010 14:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon i am a member of the C.S.I cant stand idiots
←Rate | 08-12-2010 22:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it
←Rate | 08-23-2013 23:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles. Who the f$ck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
←Rate | 05-24-2012 20:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, if you suspect your man of cheating and you know where the "mystery" woman lives... drive by the house and if the WiFi connects you have your answer.
←Rate | 03-24-2014 22:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon After I die, there are some girls on facebook I’m going to haunt the s&it out of.
←Rate | 01-11-2013 21:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.
←Rate | 03-15-2013 21:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ny psycho girls wanna hang out? Just text me like 5000 times and let me know.
←Rate | 03-22-2013 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yo Bit&h, Of course I'm sorry about your problem. Just like the other 1,536 of your friends that keep reading about it. Trust me... we're ALL sorry for reading it!
←Rate | 03-29-2013 21:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the rest of World When The boy meets the father its a Nice warm Welcome. In the south, The dad comes out with a gun and says boy you better treat my daughter right.(:
←Rate | 08-12-2010 22:13 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon Other people: Wow what a perfect morning for a run! Me: Wow what a perfect morning to go the hell back to sleep.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I say "It's a long story" to you, It usually means I just don't want to tell you or I'm just lazy to.
←Rate | 11-15-2011 21:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why even hit on chicks this weekend? I've already been fuc$ed once this week by gas prices.
←Rate | 03-03-2012 22:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ■My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
←Rate | 09-04-2011 22:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I think of a good status in the shower, I run out dripping & naked and post it before the internet ends and it's too late.
←Rate | 08-15-2011 23:40 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon I know what love is..Thats like someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a damn cactus. The tighter you hold on, the more it hurts.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 23:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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