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I was kicked out of the Nintendo thoughts group for my idea about a Wii game for disabled people. Apparently Wii-Tards isn't a great name.
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11-15-2013 22:32 by
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I only have a Facebook to see where everyone is at, so I can avoid running into them.
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07-25-2011 22:05 by
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changing my iPhone signature to say, Sent from my bathroom.
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07-26-2011 22:14 by
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To "scratch" your balls is a false saying. It's more of a "pinch and roll"
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08-16-2013 22:04 by
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Women are designed for two things: making babies and making sandwiches, and they need help with the first one.
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05-04-2012 21:08 by
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My EX is crazy, if her emotions were on my iPod, they would be on shuffle.
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08-22-2012 21:43 by
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I see Girls trying to break up with their boyfriends now cause the weather changing
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04-19-2013 21:35 by
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The thing that sucks about chilling with friends is that they see how much I stare at my phone & know how little I answer their texts.
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10-24-2011 21:20 by
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x² + why +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9 TRUST ME, You need this in life.
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04-07-2012 22:35 by
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I feel confident that Laim Neeson would be there for me if I listed him as my emergency contact.
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11-02-2012 22:18 by
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What if you just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in your mouth...
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11-02-2013 22:15 by
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The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why.
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12-18-2014 21:53 by
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Hitting the snooze button is like hitting the “Next Episode” button on Netflix… it’s going to happen at least 3 times.
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04-05-2013 20:50 by
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The only pain that brings my soul to its knees is hers.
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10-17-2012 14:17 by
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Mistakes make you think. They make you realize that sometimes there are no next times, no time outs and no second chances.
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04-22-2011 23:01 by
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I want a girl I'm proud enough of to show off to my family and friends
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11-15-2013 22:31 by
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Don't talk to me until I've had 7 coffees.
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04-25-2012 21:18 by
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Admit it, you love them so you Facebook stalk them. You over think your status updates in case they read them & you look @ all their photos several times a day.
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12-15-2011 23:23 by
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Dear heart, next time ... Damn THINK!
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01-11-2012 22:11 by
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I hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it's cold. Like why you gotta play me like that
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11-15-2013 22:27 by
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