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   messageicon It's the little things that make life so beautiful, like when a baby steps on a cat and they both go apesh!t
←Rate | 10-14-2011 09:55 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon If they shut down facebook, people would be roaming the streets in tears , shoving pictures of themselves in other people's faces yelling "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!".
←Rate | 11-26-2011 21:50 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon If only the Indians had given the Pilgrims donkey on Thanksgiving. We'd all be getting some ass today.
←Rate | 11-23-2011 22:50 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would be funny if someone calls"shotgun", and you were to just yell"Rosa Parks", get in the front seat, and refuse to move?
←Rate | 10-14-2011 02:00 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon your not drunk till you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth
←Rate | 12-17-2011 20:20 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pouring the last bowlful of Lucky Charms from its box and finding no marshmallows is like pouring a bowlful of sadness.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 18:21 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's time for Dora to discover Google Maps.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 05:04 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing says you almost got caught watching porn like staring at an empty Google search bar..
←Rate | 11-12-2011 20:33 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to ads all over sites, I now have 32 iPhones, 100,000,000$ and three dates tonight!
←Rate | 12-04-2011 00:32 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1600's: "Oh Dearest Romeo, I write to inform you I have received your letter and I've been left quite speechless" 2011: " K "
←Rate | 12-08-2011 19:40 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon You managed to live through 01/01/01, 02/02/02, 03/03/03, 04/04/04, 05/05/05, 06/06/06, 07/07/07, 08/08/08, 09/09/09, 10/10/10 and now 11/11/11. Give yourself a pat on the back.
←Rate | 11-24-2011 14:44 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon The 5 biggest lies ever told: "I'm fine","Seriously, I don't like anyone", "I swear that was my last piece of gum","I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions", and "I left my homework at home, I swear I did it!"
←Rate | 10-24-2011 18:57 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drive slow and enjoy the scenery . Drive fast and join the scenery.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 03:01 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon The new McRib from McDonalds is basically just road kill smothered in Barbecue Sauce.
←Rate | 10-19-2011 20:21 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you wake up the first thing you do is roll over and check your cell phone
←Rate | 10-06-2011 21:39 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes its better to forget about making people happy and just do what YOU really want to do.
←Rate | 11-03-2011 01:37 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who needs dementors to suck out your soul when Mondays exist.
←Rate | 11-14-2011 20:16 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life And you are starting back off at your last checkpoint.
←Rate | 12-09-2011 00:38 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's an awkard situation when you make a milk shake and no one shows up in your yard.
←Rate | 11-23-2011 23:10 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon A dislike button on facebook would be cool at first, but it would eventually just cause a lot of controversy and drama. Especially if you could dislike peoples entire profiles. That would not go well..
←Rate | 10-25-2011 16:43 by g0re Comments (0)  




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