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There's nothing like celebrating America's independence by spending hundreds of dollars on Chinese fireworks.
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07-04-2012 22:47 by
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I bet heroin addicts can open a Capri sun on the first try.
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04-28-2013 21:41 by
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.
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04-13-2011 21:37 by
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Calm down mechanic guy. Just here for an oil change. If I wanted to know about all the other stuff wrong with my car I’d turn the radio down.
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05-31-2013 21:16 by
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One of the most important things I've learned in life is to have at least one person with whom you never need to explain yourself.
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09-24-2012 13:26 by
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Humans are the only creatures on earth that will cut down trees, make paper, then write “SAVE TREES” on them.
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01-31-2012 23:32 by
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We all used Facebook out of curiosity and it ended as an addiction.
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06-20-2012 22:00 by
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When I was little, I used to watch the raindrops roll down the window and see which one "won"
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06-20-2011 22:04 by
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Try this for fun: Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying "Sorry for the damage." Watching them is priceless.
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03-06-2012 19:47 by
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Think women are the weaker sex? Try pulling the blankets back to your side.
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12-13-2012 21:43 by
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My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
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06-05-2012 22:09 by
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I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the most fake thing I have ever seen.
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05-03-2011 21:01 by
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Love in 2013 means answering each other’s texts immediately.
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01-18-2013 21:16 by
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FACT: Relationships last longer when everybody doesnt know your business
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02-21-2012 22:14 by
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People who take pictures of them with tons of money and post them on Facebook…………. have no money.
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02-23-2012 21:51 by
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Irony: Getting a girl pregnant on a "pull out" couch.
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03-15-2012 20:58 by
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My first memory was 9 months before I was born. I went to this crazy party with dad and left with mom.
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04-06-2012 22:43 by
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Dear guy who invented taking pictures of yourself in a mirror with a cell phone: Do you see what you've done? I hope you're happy.
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03-12-2011 23:55 by
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To hate a person is a waste; half the people you hate don't care, and the other half don't know.
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05-31-2011 21:28 by
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TIP OF THE DAY: If you can't afford porn, just turn on tennis and shut your eyes.
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03-22-2012 21:22 by
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