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   messageicon There's nothing like celebrating America's independence by spending hundreds of dollars on Chinese fireworks.
←Rate | 07-04-2012 22:47 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon I bet heroin addicts can open a Capri sun on the first try.
←Rate | 04-28-2013 21:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 21:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Calm down mechanic guy. Just here for an oil change. If I wanted to know about all the other stuff wrong with my car I’d turn the radio down.
←Rate | 05-31-2013 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon One of the most important things I've learned in life is to have at least one person with whom you never need to explain yourself.
←Rate | 09-24-2012 13:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Humans are the only creatures on earth that will cut down trees, make paper, then write “SAVE TREES” on them.
←Rate | 01-31-2012 23:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all used Facebook out of curiosity and it ended as an addiction.
←Rate | 06-20-2012 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was little, I used to watch the raindrops roll down the window and see which one "won"
←Rate | 06-20-2011 22:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Try this for fun: Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying "Sorry for the damage." Watching them is priceless.
←Rate | 03-06-2012 19:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Think women are the weaker sex? Try pulling the blankets back to your side.
←Rate | 12-13-2012 21:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
←Rate | 06-05-2012 22:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the most fake thing I have ever seen.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 21:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love in 2013 means answering each other’s texts immediately.
←Rate | 01-18-2013 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT: Relationships last longer when everybody doesnt know your business
←Rate | 02-21-2012 22:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who take pictures of them with tons of money and post them on Facebook…………. have no money.
←Rate | 02-23-2012 21:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Irony: Getting a girl pregnant on a "pull out" couch.
←Rate | 03-15-2012 20:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My first memory was 9 months before I was born. I went to this crazy party with dad and left with mom.
←Rate | 04-06-2012 22:43 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dear guy who invented taking pictures of yourself in a mirror with a cell phone: Do you see what you've done? I hope you're happy.
←Rate | 03-12-2011 23:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon To hate a person is a waste; half the people you hate don't care, and the other half don't know.
←Rate | 05-31-2011 21:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon TIP OF THE DAY: If you can't afford porn, just turn on tennis and shut your eyes.
←Rate | 03-22-2012 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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