easter OR bunny Funny Status Messages

   my friend saif "I don't give a sh*t about Christmas, Easter and New Years", but I do give a sh*t...So he is going to be very surprised by the type of Easter Egg I give him tomorrow. It's cheaper than chocolate anyway!

   Passover occurs at the same time as Holy Week which leads up to Easter. Them J3WS are always trying to ruin our fun.

   Aside from Christmas, Easter is the best day to have Alzheimer's! You can hide your own eggs!

   As an Easter present, wrap grapes in color foil and send a basket of them to the IRS.

   Easter Eggs are themselves when I tell them Chuk Norrris says "Hi"!

   Osha should be required to shut the Men's office bathrooms down the Monday and Tuesday after Easter

   I am Happy my kids are older now. But I do miss running around all night in the Pink Bunny Suit from the Christmas Story on Easter Eve.

   @cpaman1981: Easter is on April 20th this year or as in the folks in Colorado and Washington call it, Sunday

   Wondering if there's any good Easter egg hunts to bring the kids to two days after Easter?

   Just ate a cheap foil-covered Easter egg & it was so disgusting, I ate 10 more to ensure my initial assessment was correct.

   If anyone wants a list of my favourite Bugs Bunny quotes, I'll send them to you in a WhatsApp doc

   I hate when people say that the ears are their favorite part of a chocolate Easter Bunny. Gross out with all that wax and stuff, and they stink too.

   Bugs Bunny won't accept files through Google Drive. He'll only accept a WhatsApp doc.

   The Day-After-Easter Candy Sale at Walmart is currently looking like a fight-to-the-death battle Royal between the all day Pajama People vs the Sweat Pants crowd.

   I'm combining Easter and April Fools Day together this year. I'm sending kids out to search for eggs I haven't hidden.

   Easter

   Kid... Me... Kid... Me... Kid... Me... Kid: You didn't sew the hole in my bunny Me.. Kid.. Me: It's 3:07am Kid: So are you gonna sew it now?