snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   I'm giving up snow for lent

   I am thinking todays topic with my psychiatrist is going to be "When someone asks me if I have a snow blower.....why do I always picture my ex and Frosty the snowman"

   Those of you in the northeast whining about the blizzard. Newsflash...you live closer to the Arctic Circle than the rest of us, it's winter, and winds are directed your way. How about this idea...move.

   it's winter, and it snowed. Enough said!

   Dear Northern Liberal tree huggers.......Winter Storm Nemo says FU and your global warming!!!

   Instead of the silly names the weather channel has chosen, they should pick names of infamous scam artists like Bernie Madoff who pulled off really good snow jobs.

   You know who turned the lights out in the stadium? The same guy that drove the snow plow in the Dolphins-Patriots game back in '82.

   Why are hoes like "Oh, its winter, I need a boyfriend to keep me warm"?.... No b**tch, buy a coat.

   Remember, if you're in public and have the winter vomiting bug, be polite and vomit into your elbow.

   my husbands winter wardrobe is 50 shades of grey sweat pants...

   How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints

   Making snow angels & writing Ron Paul underneath because people need to know the truth

   How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower? Give the woman a shovel

   The world isn't going to end today. Anyway, I'll check the status of my joke after the Winter Solstice, I can't get a signal in my nuclear bomb shelter...

   The end of the world is like a snow day for adults.

   Men with balls of steel get extra cold in the winter.

   Have been playing with the first of the snow today! or, well I fell and broke my hip. still counts!

   Nothing irritates me more as when I step on some melted snow with a fresh, dry and clean pair of socks on.

   It might get dark and really cold in winter but at least it doesn't stay like that the whole year like your soul.

   Thinking about suing my job for refusing to recognize my religion of being a bear and denying me my beliefs of winter hibernation.