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   messageicon Sence its started raining, all my wife has done is looking through the windows. If it gets any worse I'm gonna have to let her in!
←Rate | 10-09-2012 17:59 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon I think a lot better when my mind is blank!
←Rate | 10-09-2012 14:47 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Doctor Phil, I was wacking off, looking out our bathroom window at the neighbor lady sunbathing topless. And seen my wife watching me with her arms crossed and giving me a dirty look...My question is, Is she perverted?
←Rate | 10-09-2012 14:28 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat in a Port-A-Potty...is a warm one.
←Rate | 10-09-2012 06:43 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirin, and keep away from children, just like the bottle says.
←Rate | 10-08-2012 14:29 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was thinking earlier, thats all, just wanted everyone to know that it does happen from time to time........
←Rate | 10-07-2012 21:16 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Starbuck really isn't that expensive, compared to what Victoria Secret charges per cup.
←Rate | 10-07-2012 11:48 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life holds many challenges an can be quite frustrating. Especially for you because you're a dumba$$.
←Rate | 10-04-2012 20:47 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I put a bumper sticker on the back of my car that said "Honk if you have a small Pe nis" then intentionally cut everyone off in traffic.
←Rate | 10-04-2012 07:10 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Monday, and a strong possibility I may hurt someone!
←Rate | 10-01-2012 13:20 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon 69% of everything a guy reads, he finds something dirty in it.
←Rate | 09-30-2012 15:48 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dancing on my grave? Over my dead body!!!
←Rate | 09-30-2012 11:08 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like walking under the rain so no one knows I'm crying" ... B! tch please ! I like walking in the pool so no one knows I'm peeing !
←Rate | 09-30-2012 10:56 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really need a day inbetween Saturday an Sunday
←Rate | 09-30-2012 10:29 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon On the advice of my attorney, I plead the 5th on EXACTLY what I did for a Klondike Bar.
←Rate | 09-26-2012 07:02 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking of opening a bar right next to a gym and call it ''Decisions, Decisions''.
←Rate | 09-25-2012 13:43 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never called you stupid dear. But when I ask you how to spell Mississippi an you ask the state or the river...it kinda caught me off guard!
←Rate | 09-25-2012 07:06 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when people call me and ask "WHO IS THIS?"
←Rate | 09-24-2012 16:45 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.
←Rate | 09-23-2012 21:05 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its hard to soar like an eagle when ur running around with turkeys
←Rate | 09-23-2012 17:04 by MWC Comments (0)  




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