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   messageicon I'm watching the same movie thats been on all week..."Complete Signal Loss"
←Rate | 06-15-2015 19:19 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sure, my glass is half full. But my beer is half empty
←Rate | 06-26-2015 17:07 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon It just dawned on me why Mayberry was so peaceful and quit, cause nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T Bass, The Darlins, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara. The only one married was Otis, and he stayed drunk!
←Rate | 07-04-2015 19:49 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon BEWARE I bought the insanity workout series paid good money and I've watched it 5 times still haven't lost a pound. I'm gonna go get a BigMac and fries sit and watch it one more time! if I don't lose any weight I'm gonna take it back on the way to Dominos
←Rate | 07-08-2015 14:30 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that the Confederate Flag has been removed that will stop all of the hate and murders in this country
←Rate | 07-10-2015 11:36 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon This world is getting so uptight!!... Buck Owens once had a tiger by the tail and nobody batted an eye!!
←Rate | 08-04-2015 18:20 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder. They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
←Rate | 08-14-2015 13:39 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just like you!
←Rate | 08-14-2015 13:40 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I broke my finger today, but on the other hand I'm completely fine
←Rate | 08-14-2015 13:44 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon The salesman claimed the shoes were made from alligator, but I knew it was a crock
←Rate | 08-14-2015 13:46 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates it when I get invited to weird events on Facebook. For the fifth time, I do not want to go to your cat's birthday party, FREAK!...My dog is getting married
←Rate | 08-15-2015 07:13 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon With all the seriousness going on in the world, its imperative I let you know that a sex addict can always beat his addiction
←Rate | 09-14-2015 20:06 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1 out of every 3 Obama supporters are as stupid as the other two
←Rate | 09-15-2015 04:06 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon the Pope is in America with Obama and Hillary Clinton. if they don't walk into a bar, it's all for nothing!
←Rate | 09-24-2015 14:44 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Statistics Show That Criminals Commit Less Crime After They’ve Been Shot
←Rate | 10-04-2015 10:48 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know the ZZ Top song, Sharp Dressed Man? I stop singing after "every girls crazy"
←Rate | 10-07-2015 16:24 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I live with fear every day.....sometimes she lets me go fishing!
←Rate | 10-08-2015 05:21 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are you butt dailing, cause I swear that a$$ is calling me
←Rate | 10-25-2015 16:37 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon A daughter asked her mother how to spell pinus, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
←Rate | 01-09-2016 08:12 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your Mother
←Rate | 01-09-2016 08:15 by MWC Comments (0)  




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