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   messageicon Vagiinas are like the weather if its raining and wet, Its time to go inside!
←Rate | 05-06-2013 14:57 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are speaking sign language but you have parkinsons, is that considered stuttering?
←Rate | 05-07-2013 18:01 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon ***BREAKING*** Jodi Arias found GUILTY of 1st Degree Murder, Now lets find them 3 kidnapping brothers guilty too!
←Rate | 05-08-2013 16:57 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dance a little in my chair while I'm eating one of my fave meals..... Don't judge me -_-
←Rate | 05-09-2013 15:06 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a leader not a follower! Unless its a dark place, then F that, you're going first!
←Rate | 05-10-2013 18:40 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Birds born in a cage thinks flying is an illness!
←Rate | 05-10-2013 18:46 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking about kicking her out my Cheaters Elite club! I only deal with ppl who can find the answers for quizes fast! Not slow ppl who needs me to show them how Google came up with the answers..
←Rate | 05-11-2013 18:59 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish you could Google anything. Liikke, "Where the F you ck is my phone?" and it would be lliikke, "It's under the couch dumbass......lol good night peeps!!!!!
←Rate | 05-11-2013 20:41 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon They told me women likes edible undies, So far the only thing I've attracted with these edible undies is ants.....
←Rate | 05-11-2013 22:34 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I failed my driver's test. For the question "What do you do at a Red Light?" I said "Texts and check Facebookk."
←Rate | 05-13-2013 15:13 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just miss being able to slam it down when upset with someone. ..so they could hear it slam.
←Rate | 05-13-2013 16:40 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon THAT MOMENT: When the cop car that just pasts you makes a U-turn, you begin to wonder where your car papers at.....
←Rate | 05-14-2013 15:09 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sorry to say, I won't be on Facebook anymore,.....see there's this ticket that I played today, and long story short....I've got to go change my identity now! Bye!
←Rate | 05-19-2013 10:51 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever invent Hallway Swimming....go Twerk a HarlemShake sit down and Plank your Owls self somewhere! -
←Rate | 05-21-2013 21:39 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I asked a question and this kid said "GOOGLE IT".....You and this Dammmm Google everything Generation!....If the power was to ever cut off, we are so in trouble!
←Rate | 05-21-2013 21:58 by Jitney Comments (1)  


   messageicon Ya know, those JP Wentworth commercial are lies! I spent 3 hrs yelling out my window "Its MY money and I want it now!!" Only thing I got was ticket for disturbing the peace!
←Rate | 05-23-2013 12:15 by Jitney Comments (1)  


   messageicon My boss just purchase a brand new two door cadillac cash for his 16 yr old soon that just drop out out school last month.I am sitting here thinking about all of the repairs I have to do to my car.
←Rate | 06-04-2013 12:26 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't win for nothing! Parent just told me I need to eat cause I'm getting to skinny. This was the same parent that told me 2 yrs ago I was fat and stop eating!
←Rate | 06-04-2013 16:32 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Corrections its Every time I leave the house: ✔Phone ✔Wallet ✔Keys ✔extra phone battery and ✔Battery Charger
←Rate | 06-05-2013 03:35 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon You have not experienced crazy until you experience NYC crazy. A man just tried to sell me a book he wrote called Don't beat your kids or they are going to turn out like me. Lol
←Rate | 06-05-2013 15:44 by Jitney Comments (0)  




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