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   messageicon We would have a lot more time if we didn't have "Loading" time.
←Rate | 02-13-2012 01:40 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a Chinese student knows more English than you do in terms of punctuation and grammar....you're screwed.
←Rate | 03-05-2012 16:56 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can keep your love, your trust is what attracts me.
←Rate | 03-10-2012 21:33 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teeth are always in style!
←Rate | 03-15-2012 15:16 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't confuse your path with your destination. Just because it's stormy now doesn't mean you aren't headed for sunshine.
←Rate | 03-15-2012 15:18 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Words don't have the power to hurt you...unless.. the person saying them means a lot to you.
←Rate | 03-15-2012 15:21 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did Obama really sign a bill in secret making free speech illegal during protests???? So the first amendment is almost gone. Liberty is truly dying by the months.
←Rate | 03-18-2012 20:17 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon If only mosquitos sucked fat instead of blood.
←Rate | 03-21-2012 18:53 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Julian Assange(Wikileaks) gives private info. on corporations to you for free and he's the villain. Mark Zuckerberg gives your private info. to corporations for money and he's Man of The Year.
←Rate | 03-26-2012 23:47 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm the kind of person who drinks hot chocolate and cappuccino in 90-degree weather and eats ice cream and drink ice slushies in 10-degree weather.
←Rate | 03-27-2012 01:37 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Thou shall keep thy religion to thyself"
←Rate | 04-08-2012 18:52 by Danmanz Comments (6)  


   messageicon *Stop the CISPA bill progression*. It allows the government and private companies to spy in on YOUR PRIVATE INFORMATION on any site as a means of “cybersecurity"......(Bulls**t)
←Rate | 04-13-2012 10:00 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon SOPA and PIPA tried to attack your 1st amendment. CISPA will attack your 4th amendment....if you let "them" of course
←Rate | 04-13-2012 10:06 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm still waiting on the movie 'Twilight: Lights Out' starring Blade to come out.
←Rate | 04-16-2012 04:40 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon A drunk man speaks what a sober man thinks.
←Rate | 04-20-2012 09:59 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon It so crazy to see how many people are shocked by honesty, and how few by deceit.
←Rate | 04-20-2012 22:00 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it....That's Hollywood
←Rate | 04-20-2012 22:05 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.....and who said statistics don't have a beginning, middle, and end.
←Rate | 04-20-2012 22:11 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be an OPTIMIST Prime and not a NEGAtron.
←Rate | 04-20-2012 22:16 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT: Every woman got a girlfriend that they don't trust around their man.
←Rate | 04-23-2012 00:50 by Danmanz Comments (0)  




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