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   messageicon I ask a friend why he left his girlfriend. He said "I'm gay, plus in the end is the way I like it."
←Rate | 10-15-2012 11:58 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon "2 women were sitting together quietly...."
←Rate | 03-13-2014 07:56 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon what happens when a idiot can't get a gun and wants to make a scene?
←Rate | 04-15-2013 19:30 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was born God gave me two choices, I could either be good in bed or have a great memory..Sh !t I forgot what I was going to tell you.
←Rate | 02-11-2014 22:36 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Useing the bathroom in Taco Bell, an the guy in the stall next to me has some bad diarrhea, stank'in up the place...I almost couldn't eat my last super burrito!
←Rate | 10-26-2012 19:54 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I start babbling its the Nyquil....if I start a bonfire at 3am it's the vodka
←Rate | 01-29-2013 08:08 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
←Rate | 08-31-2014 20:22 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Free to good home: One useless black & white neutered female 9 year old cat. So useless has let 2 mice in this year alone. Doesn't even have to be a good home. Mediocre will do!!
←Rate | 01-13-2013 10:12 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon I may have Alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s
←Rate | 11-16-2014 17:12 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sure, my glass is half full. But my beer is half empty
←Rate | 06-26-2015 17:07 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why can't a pony sing? ............Because it's a little horse.
←Rate | 04-22-2013 17:42 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Willie Nelson got hit by a car yesterday. He was playing "On the Road Again".
←Rate | 04-24-2013 18:19 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've never known you to sweat the petty stuff. Although I have known you to pet sweaty stuff.
←Rate | 11-08-2014 08:21 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love my new phone. I can now undate my status while crossing the stre
←Rate | 01-13-2013 18:42 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say laughing 100 times is equivalent to working out for ten minutes, I'm scared if I get going I'll laugh myself into anorexia
←Rate | 05-14-2013 17:27 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone know what these big patches of greenish shaggy stuff all over the ground is??? CREEPY!
←Rate | 03-14-2014 22:34 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon What does a 90 year old virgin's pussa taste like,,,,,Depends
←Rate | 01-30-2013 10:02 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judging people by their race and sex is wrong, I wish you privileged white males would get that!
←Rate | 04-07-2016 05:45 by MWC Comments (2)  


   messageicon Colts..."Who's got big ball's, We got big ball's, we got the biggest balls of them all!!!!
←Rate | 01-21-2015 10:17 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you think your job stinks, think about the kid that cleans the bathroom at Taco Bell
←Rate | 08-31-2014 21:41 by MWC Comments (0)  




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