Funny Status Messages for Facebook

X is still sore from dropping the soap

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X is not suitable for children!!!!!

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X is swimming like a sperm with a purpose!

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X is wondering if she left the gas on ....and the lighter on

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X is in your extended dreams

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X is "something unpredictable , but in the end its right"

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X is putting the pro into procrastination

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X is free falling!

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X is not supposed to be up this late...

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X s house is on fire (mood:calm)

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X is dazed and confused but liking it...

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X is trying to get your attention with this damn message!

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X is no Gynecologist but I will have a look

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X is no longer the statue and now the pigeon

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X is so much cooler online!

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X is a cereal killer

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X is just another brick in the wall

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X approves this message

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X is the hottest thing next to the sun

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X is wishing your network didn't extend to her

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