bego Funny Status Messages

   I wonder what it feels like to be one of those pretty girls that all of the guys want.

   For Sale: 1 Heart. Horrible condition. I don't care what you do with it, just rip it out of my chest and take away this pain.

   People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime.

   Stop looking at your phone, he hasn't texted or called. But that's okay because he doesn't deserve a girl like you anyways.

   A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman...but a beautiful woman with a brain is a lethal combo.

   Feeling Ugly...go hang out in Wal-Mart for a few hours.

   My life must be a circus. My family expects me to jump through hoops, the people I work with are clowns, I'm juggling career and personal life, and the whole darn thing is a balancing act!

   Sunglasses; they allow you to stare at people without being caught..

   While you're ignoring that someone special, someone else is grabbing their attention.

   Love is like a Hot Pocket: If you rush into it, you’re bound to get burned.

   M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ Friday Saturday Sunday

   S.I.N.G.L.E. = (S)tress (I)s (N)ow (G)one (L)ife's (E)asier

   True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.

   Some girls are like a blunt... Hit it a couple times, then pass it to your buddy.

   Well happy new year to you all mine friends wish you all the best for 2013..

   I see you drivin ’round town with a girl I love, and I’m like, it’s nice that she has alternative transportation.

   Sometimes you just need your space, so you can figure out how you fit into someone else's.

   Idea to help fight the obesity epidemic in America: Force Walmart to keep their parking spaces at least 200 yards from their entrances.

   Ignores phone call* -Text them- “You called me?”

   If you remember the phrase "Yo Quero Taco Bell", you probably grew up in the 90's.