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Tall girl & Short guy = Awkward. Tall girl & Tall guy = Cute. Short girl & Tall guy = Adorable. Short girl & Short guy = AWW.
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07-12-2011 22:00 by BEGO
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6 am: tired 9 am: tired 11 am: tired 3 pm: tired 5 pm: tired 7 pm: tired 9 pm: tired bed time: ENNNNEERRGGYY
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04-19-2013 21:49 by BEGO
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Sick of seeing photos of everyone's food? Post a few of your meals on their walls...post digestion.
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08-01-2012 22:03 by BEGO
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Question Of The Day- Why isn't there a mouse flavored cat food?
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02-07-2012 20:57 by BEGO
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I love "me" so much, my Dr gave me a nice jacket that helps me hug myself!
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01-21-2012 22:46 by BEGO
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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done, so now I just have to fill in the rest.
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05-13-2012 21:57 by BEGO
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper
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04-05-2011 18:46 by BEGO
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Pick a number, double it, add 10, divide it by 2, then minus it by the number you started with. LIKE if you got 5
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07-25-2011 14:35 by BEGO
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If I text you all like.. "heyy :)" and you reply with "hi", I'm done taking to you..
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09-13-2012 21:44 by BEGO
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I Shout out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a mans attention.. Stay classy!!
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10-17-2013 22:08 by BEGO
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True irony: Getting a girl pregnant on a pull out couch.
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07-30-2012 22:18 by BEGO
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Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can't live without each other.
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08-23-2012 22:19 by BEGO
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We have several extra kids in our house that are invisible - their names are ~ "It wasn't me," "I don't know," and "Why me"
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02-06-2012 19:06 by BEGO
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Dear Real Life, why don't you have background music?
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12-16-2011 22:03 by BEGO
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The ultimate question... is Petsmart supposed to be "Pet smart" or "Pets mart"?
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01-26-2013 21:15 by BEGO
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The side effects of the medicine I'm on include nausea, nausea, nausea, nausea, nausea, repeating things four times & difficulty adding.
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11-18-2012 22:47 by BEGO
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It's funny how even your best friend can suddenly hate you like a sworn enemy when they think you like the same person they like.
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11-30-2012 00:43 by BEGO
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I'm thankful for Facebook. Before, I would just scream out my thoughts to anyone who would damn listen.
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11-26-2011 22:26 by BEGO
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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?
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06-25-2012 22:03 by BEGO
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I SURVIVED Y2K, BIRD FLUE, SWINE FLU AND MAD COW DISEASE. 2012 BRING IT ON.
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05-12-2010 15:58 by BEGO
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