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   messageicon The guy who predicted the end of the world moved the date to Oct/Nov. That's not the end of the world, it's just another Twilight film.
←Rate | 05-25-2011 22:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear women: we don't give a CRAP about eyebrows. Love, men.
←Rate | 05-09-2011 16:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men are like lottery tickets. Very exciting at first, until you scratch away the surface to reveal the loser beneath.
←Rate | 03-31-2011 13:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hoes looking for attention… Haters looking for a mention… Welcome to Facebook.
←Rate | 08-31-2012 22:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your name is John, your parents were just lazy when they named you.
←Rate | 03-08-2013 21:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you noticed in movies they ask someone wearing a mask "who are you?"
←Rate | 04-22-2011 22:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I turn down my radio to park my car.
←Rate | 11-12-2013 22:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Time is not wasted, when your wasted all the time" ~Benjamin Franklin (I think.)
←Rate | 04-29-2012 22:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont be suprised if a big fat man comes down your chimney and puts you in a black sack.. I told him I want you for Christmas.
←Rate | 12-20-2011 22:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life will always be like a roller coaster ride! Make sure your seatbelt is fastened and hold on tight because its full of thrills, screams, chills, fear, excitement, tears, laughter, joy, anxiety, and the will to do it all over again! "Life I tell ya!"
←Rate | 08-11-2010 23:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you think it's time we stopped blaming our problems on people in our past and started blaming them on people in the future?
←Rate | 10-24-2011 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do people with bad breath always have to tell me a damn secrets???
←Rate | 05-22-2012 21:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't ignore my texts, I know you check your phone 24/7.
←Rate | 12-14-2012 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When McDonalds only give you ONE pack of sauce ... <<< Bi&ch I ordered a 20 piece nugget meal , THE F&CK ima do with ONE pack !?
←Rate | 01-15-2013 21:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even though I said I dont care about you I still check your facebook every once in a while, just to see how youre doing.
←Rate | 07-25-2011 22:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you take the vowels out of FEMALE you get FML. Coincidence? I think not
←Rate | 06-25-2012 22:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some french fries are excellent, and other french fries are just an acceptable way to eat ketchup…
←Rate | 06-26-2012 23:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best way to get over your ex? Get under someone else!
←Rate | 04-25-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who invented hugs? I mean..the first hug would have been soo awkward. its like"what are you doin, why are you holding me???" "shhh just trust me"
←Rate | 04-19-2013 21:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It must suck to be Spanish speaking person who doesn’t understand the English phrase “If you’d like to continue in Spanish…”
←Rate | 02-16-2013 21:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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