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   messageicon Girls: Save your games for family fun nights…..NOT Relationships!!
←Rate | 07-26-2013 23:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forgotten money found in jean pockets = the best.
←Rate | 08-04-2013 21:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.
←Rate | 08-05-2013 22:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon “After five guys I feel like a bad person,” doesn’t sound right even though I’m referring to a cheeseburger with fries.
←Rate | 09-05-2013 22:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before you start telling people lies, make sure they don't already know the truth. Lest you make a fool of yourself.
←Rate | 10-28-2012 04:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Girlfriend: It's sufficient for me but how will you survive?
←Rate | 11-10-2012 22:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saying “dude” before you say something important.
←Rate | 11-21-2012 21:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have to take a dump, but my iPhone battery life is at 5%
←Rate | 12-11-2012 21:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who remembers the 3 eyed monkey at the end of Jimmy Neutron that would say "Hi, I'm Paul!"
←Rate | 12-13-2012 21:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only those who dare to fall in love will grow a lot wiser.
←Rate | 09-25-2012 09:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never forget to love your family.. because when everyone is in and out of your life, family is always there
←Rate | 10-01-2012 22:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is not only for lovers, it is also felt by friends who understand each other more than lovers.
←Rate | 10-14-2012 14:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Adulthood is just piles of bills and trying to convince your exes how amazing you're life is.
←Rate | 10-19-2012 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember 2012 like it was yesterday…
←Rate | 01-01-2013 21:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’ve been having this weird feeling all day, the only way I know how to describe it is: you know when you switch on a switch and nothing happens? That.
←Rate | 02-22-2013 21:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Showering together* Girl: "Baby I want you to do bad things to me ;)" Guy: *Puts shampoo in her eyes*
←Rate | 03-01-2013 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon .irls Stop editing ya'll pics. what if you go missing? How you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on facebook but you look like a shrek in person.
←Rate | 03-08-2013 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate arguing through text. I need you to hear the anger and sincerity in my voice when I call you a bi&ch.
←Rate | 03-29-2013 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You tell a chick "Hey" and she thinks you're hitting on her. Get over yourself, You look like a lightskin Chris Bosh with a weave on anyway
←Rate | 03-29-2013 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon One of the things I like to say to a girl after we have sex for the first time is "Hmm, damn weird... I heard you were better."
←Rate | 03-29-2013 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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