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   messageicon TEENAGERS: The most misunderstood people on earth. Treated like children & expected to act like adults.
←Rate | 03-06-2012 20:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The meanest thing you can ever do to a blind person is leave a plunger in the toilet.
←Rate | 03-20-2012 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I called Siri a bitch for messing up my request and my phone automatically started dialing my ex.
←Rate | 03-27-2012 01:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hate when I'm Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch.
←Rate | 02-07-2012 21:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I'm on the phone I move my arms around when I'm giving directions even if the person can't see me.
←Rate | 04-25-2012 21:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon MATH = Mental Abuse To Humans
←Rate | 04-27-2012 22:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Irony: People complaining on Facebook one day about their problems and the next day telling people to mind their own business.
←Rate | 05-07-2012 21:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fighting fire with fire only gives you ashes.
←Rate | 05-19-2012 13:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We live in a culture where we are surrounded by smart phones and stupid people.
←Rate | 05-22-2012 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon S.I.N.G.L.E = Sometimes It's Not Good to Love Everybody
←Rate | 05-27-2012 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dudes who wear skinny jeans, you took the phrase "I got in her pants" the wrong way...
←Rate | 05-29-2012 21:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just remember, while you're lying to, disrespecting and making your girl cry, there's a man out there waiting to hold her, dry her tears and treat her right...
←Rate | 12-27-2011 17:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I poke you on Facebook and you poke me back does that mean we just had Facebook sex? & if I poke you and you didn't want to be poked did I just rape your page?
←Rate | 12-28-2011 19:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Told my son to break up with his cross-eyed girlfriend, I think she was seeing someone else.
←Rate | 06-01-2012 21:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon oh hey Sobriety! no thanks, it's Saturday! Maybe you'll have better luck on Monday...
←Rate | 06-09-2012 22:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some of life's best lessons are learned while watching your drunk friends.
←Rate | 06-21-2012 21:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Longest minute of life: waiting for food to come out of the microwave...
←Rate | 07-09-2012 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ■Nothing is forever. Especially people. Don't have your hopes high, Friends become strangers, Lovers become friends, & People leave.
←Rate | 10-21-2011 20:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ambulances and women have a lot in common… they both make a ton of noise to let you know they are coming!
←Rate | 12-13-2011 15:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people are like fast food…they never look as good in real life as they do on TV.
←Rate | 12-20-2011 20:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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