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TEENAGERS: The most misunderstood people on earth. Treated like children & expected to act like adults.
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03-06-2012 20:01 by BEGO
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The meanest thing you can ever do to a blind person is leave a plunger in the toilet.
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03-20-2012 21:16 by BEGO
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I called Siri a bitch for messing up my request and my phone automatically started dialing my ex.
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03-27-2012 01:52 by BEGO
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Hate when I'm Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch.
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02-07-2012 21:38 by BEGO
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When I'm on the phone I move my arms around when I'm giving directions even if the person can't see me.
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04-25-2012 21:21 by BEGO
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MATH = Mental Abuse To Humans
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04-27-2012 22:21 by BEGO
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Irony: People complaining on Facebook one day about their problems and the next day telling people to mind their own business.
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05-07-2012 21:15 by BEGO
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Fighting fire with fire only gives you ashes.
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05-19-2012 13:42 by BEGO
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We live in a culture where we are surrounded by smart phones and stupid people.
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05-22-2012 21:13 by BEGO
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S.I.N.G.L.E = Sometimes It's Not Good to Love Everybody
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05-27-2012 22:20 by BEGO
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Dudes who wear skinny jeans, you took the phrase "I got in her pants" the wrong way...
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05-29-2012 21:54 by BEGO
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Just remember, while you're lying to, disrespecting and making your girl cry, there's a man out there waiting to hold her, dry her tears and treat her right...
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12-27-2011 17:12 by BEGO
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If I poke you on Facebook and you poke me back does that mean we just had Facebook sex? & if I poke you and you didn't want to be poked did I just rape your page?
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12-28-2011 19:51 by BEGO
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Told my son to break up with his cross-eyed girlfriend, I think she was seeing someone else.
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06-01-2012 21:36 by BEGO
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oh hey Sobriety! no thanks, it's Saturday! Maybe you'll have better luck on Monday...
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06-09-2012 22:30 by BEGO
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Some of life's best lessons are learned while watching your drunk friends.
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06-21-2012 21:59 by BEGO
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Longest minute of life: waiting for food to come out of the microwave...
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07-09-2012 22:11 by BEGO
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■Nothing is forever. Especially people. Don't have your hopes high, Friends become strangers, Lovers become friends, & People leave.
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10-21-2011 20:27 by BEGO
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Ambulances and women have a lot in common… they both make a ton of noise to let you know they are coming!
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12-13-2011 15:58 by BEGO
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Some people are like fast food…they never look as good in real life as they do on TV.
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12-20-2011 20:20 by BEGO
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