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Smart phones, smart cars, smart everything... Where are all the smart people?
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06-01-2012 21:39 by BEGO
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If you wear Hollister past seventh grade I'm just gonna assume you enjoy the taste of another man's schlong.
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08-16-2013 22:06 by BEGO
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When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others, he makes others jealous of his woman
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04-12-2014 23:24 by BEGO
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
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01-02-2013 21:08 by BEGO
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Every week almost 30 people die from FDA approved drugs while Marijuana remains illegal with 0 deaths.
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07-27-2012 12:39 by BEGO
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Best prank call ever: "Hello, Dominos?"... "Yes, how may I help you?"... "What's the number to call Pizza Hut?"
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04-06-2012 22:39 by BEGO
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Somebody needs to start a restaurant called "Chick-Fil-Atheist" that's only open on Sunday.
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08-01-2012 21:58 by BEGO
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Seriously, there's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos.
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06-07-2011 22:00 by BEGO
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Best childhood memory? Falling asleep on the couch, then waking up in your bed the next morning..
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03-09-2012 21:38 by BEGO
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Where you find true friendship, You find true love.
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02-25-2011 21:43 by BEGO
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Facebook = Star Wars, Twitter = Empire Strikes Back, Google+ = Return of the Jedi. MySpace = Stupid prequels.
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07-11-2011 12:28 by BEGO
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Whenever someone posts something like, โJust went on a massive friend-deleting spree!,โ I'm never quite sure whether to feel like a winner for making the cut or a loser for having friends lame e
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07-19-2011 15:56 by BEGO
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I'm speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I was going, Officer.
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07-29-2011 23:36 by BEGO
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I don't need damn a brain, I have google.
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08-05-2011 00:44 by BEGO
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A wife is somebody who won't tell you what to do but will get mad when you don't do what she wanted you to do.
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09-22-2011 17:36 by BEGO
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You know what I really hate? When I miss someones call by a few minutes and when I call back they don't answer
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09-23-2011 22:54 by BEGO
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People say best friends are hard to find. That's because the best one's already mine.
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04-22-2011 22:58 by BEGO
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They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder...should we give that a try?
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08-05-2011 23:15 by BEGO
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All voicemails from my Dad start with "HELLO! HELLO!" and end with him trying to dial another number.
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04-02-2017 21:58 by BEGO
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Just saw my auto insurance agent use a calculator to calculate 2017-2013 to show me it's been 4 years......... time for a new insurance company. ๐
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10-17-2017 23:39 by BEGO
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