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   messageicon You're inspirational Facebook update: ❒Inspires me. ✔Wastes my time. ✔ Inspires me to unfriend you.
←Rate | 04-26-2012 21:47 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon "instagram are you okay?" "yeah i'm vine" "what was that" "i said i'm fine"
←Rate | 06-21-2013 21:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a piece of s$it on the ground yesterday. It reminded me of you.
←Rate | 04-02-2012 21:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when cashiers ask "Is that everything?" Uh no B$tch, I'd also like all this invisible sh$t...
←Rate | 05-13-2012 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook: someone added a photo of you.. Me: fu?k
←Rate | 11-04-2012 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s funny that old people need handicap parking spots but they always manage to pick up a penny off the ground.
←Rate | 12-16-2014 20:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Baby, are you Jealous? "No..." "Babe, you Jealous?" "NO!" "Baby, can I get a kiss?" "GO AND GET A KISS FROM THE H$E THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS!"
←Rate | 06-02-2012 22:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon HIGH SCHOOL made everyone either cool , uncool , bisexual , real , fake , pregnant , dropouts , alcoholics , pot heads or somewhere in jail.
←Rate | 06-02-2012 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good girls get presents at Christmas. Bad girls get presents all year long.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 18:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I should be noticed as a hero, I save lives EVERY DAY...because there are people who need to be shot and I don't shoot them.
←Rate | 09-09-2012 22:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon f your ex texts you, its probably because they tried to replace you, but failed.
←Rate | 08-16-2013 22:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If evolution was true, mothers would have more than two hands.
←Rate | 05-08-2011 22:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon People with a Bluetooth look like they're communicating with Douchebag Mission Control.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 16:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey girl, how about you dont tell me how much beer I should drink, and I wont tell you how much makeup you should wear.
←Rate | 09-02-2012 22:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kanye West calls Thanksgiving You're Welcome Day.
←Rate | 11-22-2012 21:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Mom I'm Pregnant" White Mom: "WE HAVE TO GET YOU ON 16 & PREGNANT!" Black Mom: " I Done Told Yo Fast Ass Sleepin Around , We Going To Maury"
←Rate | 07-11-2013 21:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I sprayed a spider with axe body spray to kill it but now its name is chad and he is f$cking all the girl spiders in my house.
←Rate | 06-16-2015 19:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a girl says "lol have fun." do NOT have fun. Abort mission. Repeat Abort Mission.
←Rate | 07-07-2014 21:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl, you are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts
←Rate | 04-21-2010 22:02 by bego Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Whoever decided when breakfast is over at McDonalds..... F$CK YOU!
←Rate | 07-09-2012 22:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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