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You're inspirational Facebook update: ❒Inspires me. ✔Wastes my time. ✔ Inspires me to unfriend you.
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04-26-2012 21:47 by BEGO
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"instagram are you okay?" "yeah i'm vine" "what was that" "i said i'm fine"
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06-21-2013 21:30 by BEGO
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I saw a piece of s$it on the ground yesterday. It reminded me of you.
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04-02-2012 21:00 by BEGO
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I hate when cashiers ask "Is that everything?" Uh no B$tch, I'd also like all this invisible sh$t...
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05-13-2012 22:02 by BEGO
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Facebook: someone added a photo of you.. Me: fu?k
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11-04-2012 21:20 by BEGO
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It’s funny that old people need handicap parking spots but they always manage to pick up a penny off the ground.
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12-16-2014 20:57 by BEGO
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Baby, are you Jealous? "No..." "Babe, you Jealous?" "NO!" "Baby, can I get a kiss?" "GO AND GET A KISS FROM THE H$E THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS!"
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06-02-2012 22:26 by BEGO
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HIGH SCHOOL made everyone either cool , uncool , bisexual , real , fake , pregnant , dropouts , alcoholics , pot heads or somewhere in jail.
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06-02-2012 22:29 by BEGO
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Good girls get presents at Christmas. Bad girls get presents all year long.
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12-29-2011 18:55 by BEGO
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I should be noticed as a hero, I save lives EVERY DAY...because there are people who need to be shot and I don't shoot them.
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09-09-2012 22:13 by BEGO
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f your ex texts you, its probably because they tried to replace you, but failed.
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08-16-2013 22:03 by BEGO
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If evolution was true, mothers would have more than two hands.
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05-08-2011 22:56 by BEGO
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People with a Bluetooth look like they're communicating with Douchebag Mission Control.
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01-25-2012 16:02 by BEGO
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Hey girl, how about you dont tell me how much beer I should drink, and I wont tell you how much makeup you should wear.
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09-02-2012 22:13 by BEGO
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Kanye West calls Thanksgiving You're Welcome Day.
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11-22-2012 21:36 by BEGO
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"Mom I'm Pregnant" White Mom: "WE HAVE TO GET YOU ON 16 & PREGNANT!" Black Mom: " I Done Told Yo Fast Ass Sleepin Around , We Going To Maury"
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07-11-2013 21:15 by BEGO
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I sprayed a spider with axe body spray to kill it but now its name is chad and he is f$cking all the girl spiders in my house.
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06-16-2015 19:38 by BEGO
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When a girl says "lol have fun." do NOT have fun. Abort mission. Repeat Abort Mission.
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07-07-2014 21:56 by BEGO
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Girl, you are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts
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04-21-2010 22:02 by bego
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Dear Whoever decided when breakfast is over at McDonalds..... F$CK YOU!
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07-09-2012 22:13 by BEGO
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