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I would slap you but that would be animal abuse
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04-08-2012 21:35 by
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That one ex you don't want the world to know you dated.
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08-31-2013 23:39 by
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Sunglasses were invented so you can stare at me while you're with your girlfriend.
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07-31-2012 22:32 by
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It's Friday for me and Monday for my liver.
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04-19-2013 21:33 by
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what if I just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in my mouth
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03-08-2013 21:17 by
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At least men and women agree on one thing, they both don’t trust women.
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03-15-2013 21:16 by
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From now on if you type, "LOL" you should have to submit a damn video proving it.
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11-07-2011 23:26 by
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The Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch.
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06-28-2012 23:07 by
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Restarting the whole song because you missed your favorite line.
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11-18-2012 22:46 by
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BEST ADVICE: Stick to One-Night-Stands, The biggest cause of marriage is dating.
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08-29-2012 22:30 by
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Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when the person across the aisle is reading it?
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06-19-2011 21:35 by
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I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
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06-02-2012 22:28 by
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That disappointing feeling you get when you unlock the black guy in temple run and realize he's not any faster.
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05-27-2012 21:52 by
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I wonder whether I can trust doctors with dead plants in the waiting room.
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03-25-2011 15:02 by
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How we man wake up in the morning. Brain: Oh Fu&k. Body: Dont get up. Dic&: This is SPARTA..
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10-25-2013 23:18 by
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I swear Idiots are like the Air ...they're everywhere..
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07-19-2010 21:49 by
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If I was a bird, I know who I'd s**t on first...
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07-19-2010 22:23 by
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Investigate your friends before they investigate you, because some of them work with your enemy's..
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12-22-2011 22:38 by
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What I hate most about Twitter: Is finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commi
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03-02-2012 21:33 by
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Everything magically appears when your mom looks for it.
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03-27-2012 01:52 by
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