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   messageicon I would slap you but that would be animal abuse
←Rate | 04-08-2012 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon That one ex you don't want the world to know you dated.
←Rate | 08-31-2013 23:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sunglasses were invented so you can stare at me while you're with your girlfriend.
←Rate | 07-31-2012 22:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday for me and Monday for my liver.
←Rate | 04-19-2013 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon what if I just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in my mouth
←Rate | 03-08-2013 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon At least men and women agree on one thing, they both don’t trust women.
←Rate | 03-15-2013 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon From now on if you type, "LOL" you should have to submit a damn video proving it.
←Rate | 11-07-2011 23:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch.
←Rate | 06-28-2012 23:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Restarting the whole song because you missed your favorite line.
←Rate | 11-18-2012 22:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon BEST ADVICE: Stick to One-Night-Stands, The biggest cause of marriage is dating.
←Rate | 08-29-2012 22:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when the person across the aisle is reading it?
←Rate | 06-19-2011 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
←Rate | 06-02-2012 22:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon That disappointing feeling you get when you unlock the black guy in temple run and realize he's not any faster.
←Rate | 05-27-2012 21:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder whether I can trust doctors with dead plants in the waiting room.
←Rate | 03-25-2011 15:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How we man wake up in the morning. Brain: Oh Fu&k. Body: Dont get up. Dic&: This is SPARTA..
←Rate | 10-25-2013 23:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear Idiots are like the Air ...they're everywhere..
←Rate | 07-19-2010 21:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I was a bird, I know who I'd s**t on first...
←Rate | 07-19-2010 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Investigate your friends before they investigate you, because some of them work with your enemy's..
←Rate | 12-22-2011 22:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon What I hate most about Twitter: Is finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commi
←Rate | 03-02-2012 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everything magically appears when your mom looks for it. 
←Rate | 03-27-2012 01:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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