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The further you push me away, the more I begin to enjoy viewing you from a distance.
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02-28-2015 22:44 by BEGO
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What to do when you're wrong: a) admit you're wrong, b) make adjustments, c) move along.
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04-26-2012 21:56 by BEGO
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Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? If it was invented anywhere else, it woulda been called a "teethbrush."
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05-30-2012 21:55 by BEGO
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I hate when people say like, "I gotta get my body right for this summer like exercises and tan." ok fine...like, wtf are you going to do about your damn face???
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06-30-2011 23:29 by BEGO
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So they legalize marijuana and then get rid of Twinkies? Is our government playing some kind of cruel joke on us?
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11-18-2012 22:51 by BEGO
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Well,today was a total waste of your makeup
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04-26-2011 23:28 by BEGO
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Some girls are like a phone call from a private caller... you can pick it up, but chances are they just want money.
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03-21-2012 21:16 by BEGO
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Netflix is like meth for people who hate doing things
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07-23-2013 20:24 by BEGO
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I live for two reasons… 1. I was born. 2. I haven’t died yet.
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03-22-2013 21:09 by BEGO
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Gay Drive by: They pull up in a pink ford focus, Throw skittles and shout "TASTE THE RAINBOW BIT$H!"
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05-27-2012 22:01 by BEGO
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I may be fat, but you're ugly – I can lose weight!
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04-24-2011 23:29 by BEGO
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respect whoever allowed women into the military. Girl on period + gun = unstoppable
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03-17-2012 22:59 by BEGO
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My Cousin in Jail just asked me to update his Facebook Relationship Status to "Its Complicated!" ...Man just say you Gay!
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02-27-2012 20:26 by BEGO
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LIKE IF: your best friends like your Facebook status because they know the story behind it.
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06-28-2011 11:05 by BEGO
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Transparency: The ability to see within another's heart ... all strengths & weaknesses ... and to accept everything unconditionally.
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07-03-2011 22:39 by BEGO
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A secret is something you tell to one person at a time.
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08-30-2011 23:11 by BEGO
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The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.
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03-09-2011 11:59 by BEGO
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I am generally caught off guard when people have their cell phone ringer turned on..
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04-24-2012 21:06 by BEGO
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I want to ask some people, "How do you take dumps when s$it comes out of your mouth 24/7?
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04-24-2012 21:14 by BEGO
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Voldemort's parents took the "I got your nose" game a little to seriously.
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03-22-2012 21:17 by BEGO
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