K-Mac Funny Status Messages

   Happy Single Guys Day everyone....................Palm Sunday.

   I just clicked to go to games and got this message from Facebook; The server found your request confusing and isn't sure how to proceed.

   Steven Tyler singing the national anthem proves he needs a band behind him....he cannot sing.

   Kristen Chenoweth, an actress........way better than Steven Tyler, a "singer".

   It's going to hard to get out and vote if I have to keep answering phone calls from people urging me to get out and vote.

   No I don't think Christopher Dormer feels like Jason Bourne.......he feels more like bacon.

   A friend said she was going to wash the gray right out of her hair. I said, "I wish I could do that, these days I pretty much just wash the hair out of my hair".

   Has anyone seen MySpace Tom on Facebook?

   I keep being told what to watch for in the GOP debate tonight......I checked every channel and it's not televised, Thank God.

   I'm a big guy. I hate going shopping and the only I can find that fits is cologne.

   The only stimulating book I want to read is "50 Shades of Gravy"

   Duct tape: Turning NO!, NO!, NO! into mmm, mmm, mmm.

   I think those who wear the sagging pants should start wearing skinny jeans. At least it would be entertaining watching them trying to walk.

   Clint Eastwood hasn't voted yet, he's still trying get his ottoman to stop talking back to him.

   Sit on my face, I'm Irish!

   It's so hot my watermelon melted.

   Trying to change my ways.......Now when I pick my nose, I don't wipe it on people anymore.

   Second black out in India in two days......They really need to upgrade those tech support phone line so this will quit happening.

   Time to re-boot, these ones are worn right through the sole.

   Arkansas just passed a law allowing people to caring guns in church. If you need a gun in church, I don't even want to hear what you believe in for a God.