FADOLO Funny Status Messages

   i'll join the revolution after I see what the cops do to the 1st 10,000

   I clapped because it finished, not because I liked it.

   God put a woman in the bible and sheruined the whole book in the first chapter

   A "wifey type" has nothing to do with rolling blunts/cooking.. It's more like a woman that takes care of you, loves you & stands by ur side

   My wife's always walking into things and getting hurt. Yesterday it was our bedroom while I was fu*king her sister.

   This hood rat on Maury found out dude wasnt the Father, she ran so far backstage when I turned the Channel she was on 106 & Park!

   Home Alone = Porn at MAX Volume

   Shoutout 2 all the dark skinned girls with the cheetah print tattoo that looks like a 2nd degree burn.

   Zimmerman about to be walking out in the streets in an Iron Man suit.

   Good morning beautiful ladies "Kisses" Good morning ugly ladies "hand shakes"

   Finished Christmas shopping and gift wrapping over four months ago. The puppy doesn't make as much noise as it used to.

   Three skiers kiled in an avalanche today... meanwhile in my living room me and my beer remain totally safe.

   Fat girls be sounding good on the phone ....

   We'll be corporate slaves in no time… if we vote for Rom ney 2012

   Like if you ever got charged for not rewinding a VHF tape

   -Thinking about the time I got head so good I drooled in her hair by mistake o.0

   Chuk Noris knows everything. Except for one thing. And he knows what it is.

   Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest thing I'll ever get to being a damn magician.

   The only time its acceptable for a girl to spit is if its into another girls mouth.

   That one creaky floorboard that blows your cover.