trump Funny Status Messages

   If you take Trump seriously, I assumed you weren't hugged enough as a child. Probably not getting enough sex as an adult either.

   Happy May the 5th is what we will be saying once Trump is elected

   Bernie vs Trump way better than Hillary vs Trump. Help people see that without insulting them tho lol

   sure Trump may not be the best looking President, but we will have the hottest first lady ever

   It's time for America to stop coddling idiots and ignorant people. Trump for President is the logical conclusion of the cuts in education that Republicans have been pushing for decades.

   When it comes to towel-heads, I am with Donald Trump. These barbarians should not be allowed in a civilized society. They just stabbed people in Germany today.

   Stephen King has been murder slaying Trump on Twitter since the "rabid coyote" descended the Trump Tower escalator in June.

   Donald Trump is the match and the GOP is the oil, let's burn this party down!!!

   A poll finds Donald J. Trump is less likable as the often criticized Canadian rock band Nickelback and even less favourable than a root canal.

   If Trump becomes President ..... There will be Hell Toupee

   You can tell kids you're friends with Donald Trump, they don't know.

   Breaking: Trump announces his VP pick will be former publicist John Miller.

   Donald Trump had a fake spokesman 25 years ago, perhaps he'll have a fake cabinet after being elected President.

   John Miller is Donald Trump's fake spokesman, of was it Donald Trump who was John Miller's spokesman?? All we know is both of them sure sounded like Donald Trump.

   Trump constantly flip flops on his positions, no one wants to see him wearing flip flops.

   I am sure hope this John Miller guy whoever he is, former spokesman to Donald Trump, becomes the Vice President nominee on the Republican ticket this year.

   If you just came out of a one year coma, and everyone was telling you that Trump was the GOP nominee for President, you would be convinced you were on some kind of hidden camera prank show.

   Donald Trump willing to appear on national TV with that hair must possess extraordinary courage.

   I wish I was British so I could say cool stuff like "brilliant" and "crikey" and "I don't have worry about Trump leading my country"

   I hear they're coming out with a new "Blame me, I voted Trump or Clinton" sticker.