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   messageicon Woke up naked and looking so sexy my shower got turned on.
←Rate | 11-13-2014 08:46 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.
←Rate | 11-14-2014 11:48 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may have Alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s
←Rate | 11-16-2014 17:12 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh and for all those polar bears are losing their homes because the earth is heating up people ..Tell the polar bears to bring their furry asses to Indiana they will feel right at home
←Rate | 11-19-2014 08:02 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was washing my gum and my wife almost put cloths in with my gum !!!!!!! she almost ruined a whole pack !!!!! .........Gonna let it slide cause I love her
←Rate | 11-19-2014 08:05 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm rarely wrong, I mean mistaken.
←Rate | 11-19-2014 22:46 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fergison Mo. BLACK FRIDAY GHETTO STYLE!!!!
←Rate | 11-25-2014 08:11 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I still remember 2014 like it was yesterday!
←Rate | 01-01-2015 20:59 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know I got to thinkin about it and I have gotten outta bed 365 days a year for 26 years...... that is 9,490 sit-ups and not ONE ab to show for it....
←Rate | 01-05-2015 19:02 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't believe in oral sex....then keep your mouth shut!
←Rate | 01-13-2015 07:55 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Colts..."Who's got big ball's, We got big ball's, we got the biggest balls of them all!!!!
←Rate | 01-21-2015 10:17 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, when it comes to doggy style.....I'm behind you 100%
←Rate | 01-26-2015 15:18 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon If corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made of?
←Rate | 01-31-2015 08:17 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK which team has the most dreadlocks?
←Rate | 02-01-2015 20:01 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye
←Rate | 02-13-2015 13:06 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife told me I had a great face for radio. That wasn't nice. At least my ex's said nice things about me, they said I was better in bed then most my friends
←Rate | 03-15-2015 19:00 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bought an at home do it yourself a$$hole bleeching kit today...it said it contained enough solution to completely bleech one a$$hole...i thought I did it wrong,i was a little upset but i'm all white now
←Rate | 03-23-2015 09:37 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm ready to go mushroom hunting, because I have no morels
←Rate | 03-29-2015 10:34 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon A woman can only run as fast as her boobs let her!
←Rate | 06-01-2015 15:59 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember, everyday is a gift from God. Except Mondays, the Devil sneaks that one in
←Rate | 06-15-2015 07:23 by MWC Comments (0)  




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