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   messageicon My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
←Rate | 08-15-2013 23:02 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet...
←Rate | 07-03-2013 10:08 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon A frat house installs a retractible ceiling. “We just can't get enough Natural Light,” says its president. They hi-five for 6 straight hours
←Rate | 05-10-2013 02:31 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon This guy just told me that I was anti-social. Or at least that’s what I think he said, I wasn’t paying attention.
←Rate | 09-02-2013 21:53 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember: 'Stressed' is just 'Desserts' spelt backwards.
←Rate | 06-18-2013 15:42 by hiyourjon Comments (0)  


   messageicon first rule of fight club is no fighting. welcome to contradicton club everyone have a seat and dont have a seat. also this isnt contradicton club
←Rate | 06-28-2013 10:52 by hiyourjon Comments (0)  



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