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   messageicon Just a reminder that you don't have to tell Facebook goodnight. You can just stop talking.
←Rate | 11-11-2012 15:50 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't be a sexist, broads hate that.
←Rate | 04-22-2013 19:53 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just found out the big difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.
←Rate | 04-21-2013 18:12 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon they're 3 kinds of people in this world. Those that are good with math, an those who aren't.
←Rate | 09-23-2012 13:08 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon After reading some of these jokes, I might have pulled something rolling my eyes.
←Rate | 09-20-2012 19:13 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I am going to print the constitution on a bunch of rolls of toilet paper and send it to the president and his cronies, that way they can truly wipe thier a$$ with it.
←Rate | 03-15-2013 09:40 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know how to make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!!
←Rate | 10-21-2012 15:45 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I live with fear every day.....sometimes she lets me go fishing!
←Rate | 10-08-2015 05:21 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, It don't matter how tall or how short you are...but there is a weight limit
←Rate | 02-12-2014 22:38 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I'M NOT RACIST, I DON'T LIKE BIDEN EITHER!!!"
←Rate | 10-14-2012 01:35 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just like you!
←Rate | 08-14-2015 13:40 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Woody and Buzz have ever met any of Andy's Mom's toys. They probably have the same names.
←Rate | 11-18-2012 21:35 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon And if Hillary wins the election it won't be the first time in history that a criminal moves into public housing vacated by a black family.
←Rate | 04-18-2016 20:50 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon I’m drinking while I work out…I call it Bacardio.
←Rate | 01-26-2013 22:46 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon ""What does it mean when a woman is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.""
←Rate | 11-11-2012 19:34 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll bet any one of you I could stop gambling!
←Rate | 04-22-2013 13:34 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon There will never be true equality until men have to wear jockey shorts with underwires that lift and separate.
←Rate | 03-10-2013 19:56 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon If 3 people have sex, its called a threesome. If its 2 people its called a twosome...and this is why I think of myself as HANDsome
←Rate | 10-24-2012 18:01 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon All those exercise videos are worthless, I bought and watch them over and over and not lost one lb
←Rate | 01-12-2014 13:30 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon My neighbor came knocking at my door at 2:30 this morning...can you believe that, 2:30 A.M. mad me so mad,,lucky for him I was still up playing my drums!!!
←Rate | 10-21-2012 15:43 by MWC Comments (1)  




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