Hiyourjon Funny Status Messages

   My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

   Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet...

   A frat house installs a retractible ceiling. “We just can't get enough Natural Light,” says its president. They hi-five for 6 straight hours

   This guy just told me that I was anti-social. Or at least that’s what I think he said, I wasn’t paying attention.

   Remember: 'Stressed' is just 'Desserts' spelt backwards.

   first rule of fight club is no fighting. welcome to contradicton club everyone have a seat and dont have a seat. also this isnt contradicton club