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   messageicon Some girls put more effort into naming their Facebook photo albums than I put into my life.
←Rate | 01-25-2013 21:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon where did all these feelings come from and where can I put them
←Rate | 06-19-2014 00:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most girls will spend Valentine's day alone because their boyfriends will be with their wives
←Rate | 02-14-2017 13:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7.
←Rate | 06-05-2011 22:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone grows old but not everyone grows up.
←Rate | 10-21-2013 12:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Parents have no idea what it's like to be a teenager in our generationÂ…
←Rate | 02-07-2014 21:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Explaining to a woman why she's wrong is the most difficult thing in the world.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Adele, The Weeknd, Drake, and Frank Ocean made an album together. Everyone would be in their deepest feelings.
←Rate | 06-20-2012 21:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I see "sent from my iphone" I read it as "i'm on the toilet"
←Rate | 06-22-2012 22:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its funny how when I feel my phone vibrate I'll get up to read the text but when my alarm clock goes off in the morning I push snooze like 12 times.
←Rate | 02-22-2012 17:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yeah, I'm F.I.N.E., (F)alling apart, (I)nsecure, (N)eeding help, (E)verything's wrong.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 11:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry about last night texts. My phone was drunk.
←Rate | 01-09-2012 13:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 50 Shades of Grey is stupid. They made the movie before the book. It's called porn... and thanks to the internet, it's free.
←Rate | 05-30-2012 21:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday
←Rate | 11-10-2012 22:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes you have to dream in the middle of a nightmare.
←Rate | 05-21-2014 01:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are girls with boyfriends always way more flirty than girls who are single?
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being in a relationship is not about kissing, dates or showing off. It's about being with the person who makes you happy.
←Rate | 04-18-2012 21:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
←Rate | 06-26-2012 22:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life
←Rate | 01-27-2012 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon What to do when you're wrong: a) admit you're wrong, b) make adjustments, c) move along.
←Rate | 04-26-2012 21:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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